Rihanna is in a boring new photoshoot

By brendon May 09, 2012 @ 12:29 PM

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Like Kate Upton two weeks ago, Rihanna has now done a photo shoot for weirdo pervert Terry Richardson, and he had her stand in front of a wall and shot her in black and white. The theme was something he called: “the exact same thing I do every single time because people in Hollywood have yet to figure out that I’m borderline retarded.”

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(22) Comments

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    Mac-Daddy 05/09/2012 12:33

    I’d tap that ass like a keg in a frat house party

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    Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 12:47

    I’d punish my dog if I found her floating in my pool.

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    SomeoneluvsU 05/09/2012 12:52

    Is shooting Rihanna in black and white considered racist?

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/09/2012 12:58

    I bet that clam smells like new tennis balls.

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    richie 05/09/2012 12:59

    Not borring. Hot!

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    Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 13:03

    SLU, I’m not sure if shooting her in B&W is racist. Ask George Zimmerman if shooting her is racist.

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    Observer 05/09/2012 13:03

    Why not shoot her pussy and tits in “pink and brown”……..?

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    Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 13:05

    Usually, when I shoot, I just shoot cans.

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    harleydavidson 05/09/2012 13:06

    why not just shoot her with a 12 gauge?

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    Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 13:12

    Only blacks can shoot blacks Harley! Nobody cares when they shoot each other. You shoot one and it’s the end of the world!

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    Observer 05/09/2012 13:13

    Mr. Nutt……@13:05……

    ….Cans….?

    I’m not much of a poop chute shooter myself…..

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    Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 13:16

    Neither am I Obs. What other kinds of cans are there?

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    Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 13:21

    I bet her clam smells like fresh ground tuna and Jheri curl.

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    Mr. Poop 05/09/2012 13:28

    I bet she has big “silver dollar” nipples like P epper.

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    Gildorg 05/09/2012 13:38

    Nice Quote from Horrible Bosses, Mr. Poop!

    Excellent work with the Links, Mr. Nutt!

    Wow, that actually all made a post about Goat-Face almost tolerable…

    I know which can I would shoot of hers…

    Just saying…

    Well, I think I actually have to leave the house today and get crap accomplished. Sundays are poopy because they are the day before horrible Mondays…

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    Gildorg 05/09/2012 13:40

    Okay, that last link was just nasty, Nutt…

    ewww.

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    Gildorg 05/09/2012 13:41

    Damn it, you are too fast!

    The link before this last one…

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