Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

By brendon May 16, 2012 @ 2:03 PM

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What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it was small, despite his reassurances that his penis is actually quite enormous.

Tensions escalated when she attempted to take a picture of his penis, causing a fight to break out, which led to him dragging her down below, sealing her corpse in a body bag and throwing it overboard. Hopefully he remembered to weigh the bag down first. Not to get cathartic here but disposing of a dead model takes more steps than you might think.

(image source = fame/flynet, getty)

wwtdd

(12) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/16/2012 14:07

    Call me a simpleton, but PIC #4 is the best one. No reason to go any further.

    I am here to help.

  2. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 05/16/2012 14:07

    Someone shoot this no talent fuck already

  3. avatar
    Observer 05/16/2012 14:18

    2 Fingers 1 Thumb…….@14:07

    …a man who can enjoy the simple and basic pleasures of life is NO simpleton……

    http://methylcellulose.tumblr.com/post/19004876197/a-special-aperitive-for-the-dining-table

  4. avatar
    Observer 05/16/2012 14:23

    I have always believed in having a guy with a sub-machine gun standing behind any chick that I chose to show my dick to…….

  5. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 05/16/2012 14:45

    Interestingly enough……I have had my dick sucked with champagne. Well played, OBS.
    I really don’t have it in me to open the other browser.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  6. avatar
    LoK 05/16/2012 14:47

    Mac-Daddy is right

  7. avatar
    Hammer 05/16/2012 15:07

    Hammer wonders why Tom Green is wearing that beard.

  8. avatar
    Observer 05/16/2012 15:09

    Mr. Pickles…….

    ….why open browsers when there are so many labia that remain closed….??

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_ALQeFs7eDY/T7MmeoT6HtI/AAAAAAAALdc/mRNgJu99zjY/s1600/3000.jpg

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    Observer 05/16/2012 15:11

    Is it Rokin who can eat a peach all day long….???

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14k00E6vJ1r8sefzo1_500.gif

  10. avatar
    Tim 05/16/2012 17:26

    Ok…. so you’re apparently now running thinly-disguised viral ads for Sasha Baron Cohen’s new movie.

    You should really be up front about this and label it “Advertisement”… unless you’re not bright enough to realize you’ve just posted an ad.

    What’s he paying you?

  11. avatar
    Staci Rubin 05/18/2012 02:26

    Not to get cathartic here but disposing of a dead model takes more steps than you might think.

    http://www.northpines.org

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