Yesterday, around the same time her attorney was entering not guilty pleas for a DUI and hitting a police car, Amanda Bynes tweeted the senseless gibberish seen above, apparently under the impression that the President of the United States also works in the LAPD human resources department.
And though she hasn’t received a response from President Obama yet, she did get one from Anderson Cooper on his CNN show today.
“If you don’t know who she is, join the club. She apparently used to be on Nickelodeon, then was in the movie Hairspray and some other movies that you’ve probably never heard of.”
Well one of those movies was ‘Easy A’ which is awesome. But I’ll allow it.
“I know what you’re thinking: basically anything is more important than Amanda Bynes’ tweets..”
I think he meant “literally anything” but whatever. Amanda Bynes is a year away from starring in infomercials as the lady who can’t believe how easy it is to clean this pan. “Wait a second Jim, these eggs are gonna stick, you forgot to add oil!” “We don’t even need oil Amanda!”
Amanda Bynes is a year away from starring in infomercials as the lady who can’t believe how easy it is to clean this pan. “Wait a second Jim, these eggs are gonna stick, you forgot to add oil!” “We don’t even need oil Amanda!”……
…let’s revisit this story when she is a week past her first ATM scene in a porno……
Infomercials or porn. Either way oil will be used.
If I hit as many things with my car as she has, I would tell everybody I drink to keep from looking like a complete fucking retard.
Stage 1, admit you were wrong. Stage 2, say your sorry and ask for forgiveness. Stage 3, get old job back/berate people who refuse to forgive you as heartless.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/charlie-sheen-admits-he-wasn-t–winning—-i-was-in-complete-denial-.html
OBS, that was almost the biggest bush I have ever seen. It’s a close 3rd to P epper’s.
She may not drink, but she was high as a mutha fucka. All girls who like black dudes smoke the tweeds man.
Hey Rok, do you think P3pper could groom my back when he’s done with yours? I don’t like razors, just brush it and cut the ones that are over 2 inches long. I have full contact origami this weekend and I may want to take my shirt off.
I deserve to be blown!!
Of course Anderson Cooper doesn’t like Amanda Bynes! She is a female!
Honkey Dong, you have impressed me lately. Not that it means anything.
“…the movie Hairspray and some other movies that you’ve probably never heard of.”
Yeah right Anderson, you’ve never heard of Hairspray. And my hetero ass has never watched Wizards of Waverly Place
who the fuck is anderson cooper? seriously. who gives a flying fuck what he says.
shut up and read the news or something yuo silver haired dickhead
This dumb cunt is a perfect example of a butter face.
Nice tits and ass..dress’s like a whore..but her face looks like it was smashed with a truck.
LOL..this guy is defending “Easy A”…the fuck?