Charlize Theron is just fantastic looking

By brendon June 01, 2012 @ 4:42 PM


Charlize Theron looked absolutely amazing last night at the world premiere of ‘Prometheus’ in London, especially when you consider that she’s 54 and has three kids. Wait, or am I thinking of someone else? God dammit, why are there so many people to keep track of, this is fucking impossible.

(image source = getty, splash, bauer-griffin)

(46) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 06/01/2012 16:58

    twinkie stuk my peehol in do soop and make bern smell taoght got taeter snot

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/01/2012 17:09

    Much better to look at all weekend than teh ghey green lantern

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    Admiral 06/01/2012 17:33

    I wonder what it must be like for her: every man and woman that looks at her wants to fuck her. Ladies, admit it.

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    The Narrator 06/01/2012 18:38

    Too good looking. I bet her vagina smells like melted gummy bears

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    Honkey Dong 06/01/2012 19:19

    Now this is the kind of African chick that I can get into!

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    Gildorg 06/01/2012 19:29

    Yeah, this isn’t so bad to be left up for the weekend…

    We have had worse, Gentlemen!


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    Gildorg 06/01/2012 19:31

    Oh and I found something for Obs!

    Though I am afraid to post it as we may never hear from him again…

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    Mr. Nutt 06/01/2012 20:47

    Nice find Gildorg. I agree, Observer is lost to us now. He has his laptop on his lap with his pants around his ankles in pure bliss. Someone is going to have a great weekend.

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    Honkey Dong 06/01/2012 22:35

    Gildorg! Where did you get that video? Selena told me that she wouldn’t share our video with anybody else! I feel so betrayed!

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    zencat002 06/01/2012 23:49

    I would let her shit on my chest.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/02/2012 08:00

    zencat002, you are a sick fuck! I would let her drop all her dirty money on my chest.

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    Observer 06/02/2012 14:28

    Good work Gildorg……….

    …….I have to say……I thought I had hidden that video from her…….I’m disappointed that Selena felt the need to “release” it……

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    Observer 06/02/2012 14:30

    …as far as Charlize Theron goes……

    ….she may not have the biggest set of tits…..but……. my dick is very non-judgmental in these cases…..

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    Mr. Nutt 06/02/2012 15:36

    But then I would walk away. Just because there are other girls who may need my services. I am a giving soul who can’t be tied down. Always runnin’ and gunnin’.

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    P3pp3r 06/02/2012 21:35

    My Nutts, get a life you Looser…no one gives a shit about all your links….
    Br3nda, you cocksucker, lift my ban…
    Gildork, suck B’s cock for me?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/03/2012 16:22

    P3pp3r, I miss you. I have a life my friend. My life is being a loser. It’s surprisingly hard!

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 06/03/2012 19:02

    P3PP3R wants to play, how cute.

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