Jessica Simpson is easily satisfied

June 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson posted this picture on twitter this weekend, with the caption…

“Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???”

Our shitty, invasive government will no doubt start jailing people for it soon enough but for now it is still legal to walk around the block, so I’m not entirely sure what she’s asking. I suppose she’s bragging about the size of her tits, but they’re only this big because she just had a kid and weighs 300 pounds. I don’t appreciate all these quantifiers and subtext when I’m trying to leer at women on the internet.

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