John Travolta had a 6 year gay affair with his pilot

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 3:58 PM

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The woman who was John Travolta’s personal secretary for 16 years, from 1978 to 1994, has an interview in the new issue of the Enquirer, and let’s just get this over with as quickly as possible.

“I did everything for (Travolta), including taking care of his personal and professional schedules. Of course I knew he was gay. It never bothered me.”
She also says she was aware of Travolta’s affair with Doug Gotterba, who began working for the actor (as a private pilot) in 1981.  “That’s how I met Doug. We both worked for John at the same time. Doug is a wonderful guy and we are still good friends.”

Gotterba eventually quit because Travolta was “constantly grabbing at his genital area”, so I wonder how that company who hired Travolta to endorse their jets feels now. Their planes are so good that a sodomite can even rape the pilot in mid air. The challenge is how to phrase that in an ad and capitalize on it.

(9) Comments

  1. SomeoneluvsU 06/06/2012 16:01

    Fly the “really” friendly skies….
    Fly Sodomy airlines..

  2. Honkey Dong 06/06/2012 16:02

    He was just playing with the pilot’s joystick.

  3. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 06/06/2012 16:07

    I’m givin’er all she’s got cap’n!

  4. Caribou 06/06/2012 16:23

    So he’s in the mile-bi club. *punch line drum* (Sorry I’ll have a coffee and think of something better)

  5. Pitbulllover 06/06/2012 16:34

    everyone in Hollywood has known he’s gay for years. He needs to just quit the lies and come out. He’s not a young heart throb any more so what does it matter?

  6. Observer 06/06/2012 17:16

    I wonder if the sun will rise in the East tomorrow…??

  7. KDean 06/06/2012 22:03

    This reporter already talked to Travolta peeps http://youtu.be/QJNwnlEE5Hw

  8. zencat002 06/06/2012 23:07

    Hideous.

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