Kate Upton is in GQ, photogenic

By brendon June 19, 2012 @ 1:14 PM


Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered her up. Covered her mouth, I mean, after soaking the towel in ether and then putting her in my van and speeding away.

(22) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 06/19/2012 13:23

    Here comes the Harley boner!

    ***goes back to sleep***

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    harleydavidson 06/19/2012 13:24

    GAWD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Honkey Dong 06/19/2012 13:28

    Kate Upton makes my tongue stiff.

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    harleydavidson 06/19/2012 13:31

    Anyone have Satan’s cell number? I have a hell of a deal for him.

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    harleydavidson 06/19/2012 13:37

    all of the souls (remaining) on WWTDD plus mine in exchange for Kate Upton.

    i think its a fair deal.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 13:47

    Harley, you need to go down to the crossroads to speak to the Devil.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 13:48

    Is it true that GQ stands for gheys and queers?

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    Mr. Bones 06/19/2012 13:59

    2 POSTS IN 1 DAY? WHOA, SLOW DOWN!!! You don’t want to burn yourself out there. Better yet, take the rest of the day off… and tomorrow too, just in case.

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    Caribou 06/19/2012 14:10

    Not really my cup of tea. And yeah what’s with the lack of stories. I haven’t had a boner since Father’s Day (the is fact it was fathers day is unrelated, I’d just like to make perfectly clear).

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    Mac-Daddy 06/19/2012 14:10

    Gawd DAYUM!!!!!!

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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 14:20

    Mac-Daddy, what took you so long?

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    Mr. Poop 06/19/2012 14:33

    Sweet Fannie Moses!!!

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    Mac-Daddy 06/19/2012 14:50

    just stuck working Mr Nutt and thanks to the lovely Ms. Upton, I have to go back to being Hard at work

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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 15:04

    Why don’t you get laid off and spend your retirement now like me? I am living the life! Most people die right after they retire anyway.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 15:05

    Thanks for coming by Mac. Come around more often, will you?

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    Mr. Poop 06/19/2012 15:11

    I’m with Mac Daddy’s supervisor on this one.

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    sirwillis123 06/19/2012 15:14

    I want to “fun dip” her ass hole. I bet it taste like a pink starburst.

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    Caribou 06/19/2012 15:17

    She also has the best ‘tache since Magnum P.I


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    harleydavidson 06/19/2012 15:39

    i can only imagine the scent of her clam…

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/19/2012 15:51

    Why don’t we get this story???
    Kate Upton has a wardrobe malfunction!!….
    Kate Upton is flaunting her famous bikini curves in the latest edition of GQ magazine, but the model admits she showed a whole lot more thanks to an onset wardrobe malfunction.
    “We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece. And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off!” says the 20-year-old, who hit mainstream radar after her sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover. “I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica Pier — it was so embarrassing.”

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