Kim Kardashian is in the Mexican edition of Esquire this month, and even though I don’t speak Spanish it was full of surprising revelations. Specifically that she can lie back in water. Her ass is so big I assumed the buoyancy would keep her completely upright, bobbing up and down like a buoy in the ocean. This might be some kind of special effect they’re using.
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The photoshop program almost explodes every time it sees her pictures coming.
Will Smith moves down, Lindsey moves up. This post all wknd long. I would rather stare at Arnold’s bare ass than this dumb fuck bitch whore cunt.
It’s just too bad she is floating face-up in the pool.
At least she had the decency to wash it off before expecting the crowd to enter…..
Why isn’t my High School Spanish teacher in Esquire? She’s a hell of a lot hotter and way more talented than this dumb cunt.
Honkey Dong, very funny.
lSlomoshun, All your teacher friend needs to do is, make a porno, call Kims pr agent and have a dad that got a murder off and she’s in business!
Hate, I feel your pain brother.
Observer. Thanks for the advice but I learned from watching the news that there is no law against stupidity. I think the answer to my problems lie somewhere in my observation. I might as well start taking advantage of this. Half the country is.
iSlomoshun…….
….are you sure she is not…???
Post some pics and I’ll check it out…
Mr. Nutt….
….which advice on which thread……I forget…..because I do most of my advising on Yahoo Answers…..
A previous post you said something about giving them hockey sticks and having them recreate the Stanley Cup. I got banned from Yahoo answers…..AGAIN!
Mr. Nutt…….
….how many kids…..because the hockey stick thing might work…..
I once bought my kids and the neighbors some nerf battle-axes and nerf pistols and then the moms put a stop to it…….
….now they whack each other with sticks……and most of them are girls….
Four. Two boys and two girls. I will try everything and anything. My kids listen because they know what will happen if they don’t. Her kids are generally good, but don’t listen very well. Therefore, the mind must override the bodies want and desire to beat a kid. I think its also called stress.
Hey Mr. Nutt,
In my youth, having dating several single mothers and generally getting to fuck them after the effort… I can honestly say that a bachelors best friend… Children’s NyQuil. Granted you can use the Adult stuff if needed and depending on the age of the kids involved… Dose their asses to the gills! They will sleep and be out of your hair.
No cock-blocking that way and more importantly… you could get a little piece of mind while the little bastards are sleeping!
Try it. You won’t be sorry!
Cheers, Sir!
Figures…
I finally show up for the Late-Shift and everyone has already run for the hills for the weekend…
Well, I guess it is just me and the Kate Upton post and the pic of Miley’s tits…
Sigh… What to do, What to do?….
Take matters into your own hands, Gildorg.
Gildorg you sir are a saint! I totally forgot about that!
CHEERS!
Honkey Dong, you continue to make me laugh. Keep up the good work.
Saturday morning, 6am. fuck this, I’m going back to bed.
Rok! You are going to love this!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/82590798/
You know, you are right Mr. Nutt…
0550 and it is Saturday (for you normal humans…) and it does suck!
Hey Gildorg, that was one hell of a party! Too bad someone left a giant piece of shit in the pool. *looks at banner pic*