Kim Kardashian is too fat for her dress

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 4:10 PM

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Kim Kardashian was backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel show yesterday when she tweeted this picture showing that the zipper on her dress had broken. And do you know what kind of people have zippers break?

“About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works.”

Wait, why do we have to help? Don’t put this on us just because you can’t accept your dress size. That poor zipper never had a chance. She needed one of those industrial grade steel zippers like on tarps when they have to contain some kind of radiation.

(image source = pacific coast)

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(8) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 06/07/2012 16:12

    That’s whats called 200 pounds of crap in a 100 pound bag.

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    Observer 06/07/2012 17:55

    All I can say is “Ditto”..

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    iSlomoshun 06/07/2012 18:25

    Why the fuck is this scumbag cunt and her dysfunctional retard family famous. Fuck I hate my country for making this bitch millions.

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    Admiral 06/08/2012 10:56

    Were those pictures taken through a fish-eye lens through a fun-house mirror? She looks all weird and disproportional.

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