Lindsay is right on the verge of doing porn

By brendon June 12, 2012 @ 3:14 PM

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These are all quotes from an interview Lindsay Lohan did with E! in 2009:

– “I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”
– “I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.”
- “It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”

Speaking of E!, today they say Lindsay will star with James Deen, who has been in over 1200 porn movies, in “a sex fueled thriller” that was financed on kickstarter called ‘The Canyons’.

So clearly Lindsay was right. People used to say she was a pathological drunk but it was like yelling at a cat, she couldn’t have cared less. She stuck to her guns and now everything she talked about has come to pass.

So, how does Lindsay feel about working with a porn star?
“The appeal of this role for Lindsay is getting to work with Paul Schrader,” the source said. “He’s an amazing filmmaker and it’s an amazing role for her. She couldn’t be happier. Although if she’d had a problem with James Deen, she wouldn’t have pursued the role.”

Actually if anyone is slumming here it’s Deen, if for no other reason than his risk of getting an STD actually just went up.

(image source = fame/flynet)

(14) Comments

  1. Observer 06/12/2012 15:24

    I don’t WANT to see it…..but I WILL see it……

    I am a man of duty……

  2. SomeoneluvsU 06/12/2012 15:26

    She don’t play nice, she makes me beg,
    She drops that dress around her legs,
    And I’m sittin’ right by the stage for this,
    PORNSTAR DANCIN’!

  3. The Original Lo Rider 06/12/2012 15:38

    Lindsey is the hood ornament for a whole generation of young women just like her.

  4. algonacy 06/12/2012 15:45

    I think this sounds like a perfect role for Lindsay. Read what Easton Ellis says the lead must be performed to do here:

    http://thefilmstage.com/news/paul-schrader-to-shoot-bret-easton-ellis-the-canyons-this-summer-new-details-on-the-sexual-thriller/

    ‘In fact, Easton Ellis himself said that the lead “has to act and be full frontal naked banging girls and guys realistically.”

  5. Observer 06/12/2012 15:54

    Lindsay better make sure some other actress doesn’t steal this role from her…….

    http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5707/12441566.gif

  6. SomeoneluvsU 06/12/2012 16:14

    Is James Deen Paula’s son?
    If so maybe they could roll LiHo in a little butter and fry her up nice and crispy.

  7. Gildorg 06/12/2012 16:17

    You know, if it was just guy on girl, I would make an effort to watch it…

    I am not into the whole bi / ghey thing…

    I think I will more than likely pass on that turd.

  8. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 06/12/2012 16:27

    gNU
    i
    g
    UP

  9. harleydavidson 06/12/2012 16:40

    is it true that men have to do gay porn before straight porn?

  10. Observer 06/12/2012 16:40

    …have to or want to, Harley?

  11. zencat002 06/12/2012 22:59

    God damn those tittays!!!!!

  12. zencat002 06/12/2012 23:00

    And what does this have to do with Miley Cyrus?

  13. harleydavidson 06/13/2012 13:14

    honest question really. im not getting into that business anytime soon

  14. Hugh G Rection 06/13/2012 22:47

    If Lindsay Lohan’s porno gives me a boner, I will masturbate with 220 grit sandpaper to teach my schlong a lesson!

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