The In-N-Out in Studio City had a customer today with open, bleeding sores on her face who lied her way to a free hamburger, and they had a customer drive up in a $125,000 Mercedes SL550 convertible, and thanks to the magic of Miley Cyrus, those two costumers were the same person.
As INF says:
Miley Cyrus claims she forgot her cash and credit cards as she pulls up to the drive through at In and Out Burger. She explains to the attendant she has no money and he gives her the food at no cost. But she was seen buying gas right before her In and Out trip, showing she did in fact have access to money. Later she is seen flashing peace signs to fans and applying lip balm while she waits for her friend who stopped into a liquor store.
Well you have to admit, other than being instantly recognized and photographed the entire time, which also means having her license plate photographed, and then posing for more pictures during the getaway, this really was the perfect crime. She’s the hillbilly Moriarty.
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I will give her some bleeding sores on her anus.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I too would do some nasty things to her anus…
However, I am sad because I just found out that Richard Lynch passed away…
It seems like as good a reason to get drunk as any…
Cheers to Richard!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIaTDCOLhfo
Miley is a smart woman. When I would go out on dates, If I didn’t like the bitch, I did the “I forgot my wallet at home” trick. Wealthy people are wealthy for a reason.
Gildorg, whats up buddy!
CHEERS!
In-n-out didn’t have to give her shit.
Let’s see… trade a few burgers for free advertising and sympathy of sheep? Sounds like win-win.
Day 17 without pussy. Longest I’ve gone in 25 years.
Things are looking bleak, my friends.
I would eat the shit outta some in an out right now.
I would eat the shit outta some in an out right now.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
cheap slut.
Is that leprosy?
She probably has a Mobil Speedpass to get her gas, and the last time I checked In-n-Out Burgers doesn’t take a speedpass!!! So she is NOT a liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll give this shill-billy an “In-And-Out” free of charge…….
….well….unless I drip any on my tighty-whities…..
Cock rash.