oh hey Miley Cyrus and her ass

By brendon June 21, 2012 @ 12:29 PM

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It’s been almost a week since we we’re treated to pictures of Miley Cyrus and her sinewy ass, so she went to American Apparel yesterday, stood in the window and rectified the fuck out of that, whether you wanted her to or not.

(image source = bauer griffin)

wwtdd

(40) Comments

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    Mr. Pickles 06/21/2012 12:55

    I would ram my pickle up her poop chute and pull it out and yell, “Bring me warm towel, Billy Ray! We gotta live one!”

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    harleydavidson 06/21/2012 13:02

    when howard stern was still cool, i recall one instance where he had some hookers in there and howard threw lunch meat at a girls ass.

    i would do that to miley cyrus. right before i destroy her vagina.

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    Hammer 06/21/2012 13:34

    Hammer doesn’t recall a time when Howard Stern was ever cool. Hammer thinks Stern has always been an obnoxious prick who does “outrageous” things in an attempt to make people think he is edgy and clever.

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    Okuma 06/21/2012 14:07

    well, yeah…you don’t get people to think you’re edgy and clever without doing outrageous things, because….well, it’s neither edgy or clever to go with the flow and do what everyone else is doing.

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/21/2012 14:49

    Hillbilly rednecks hate underwear….

    True story

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/21/2012 14:52

    Image #9 is Miley going to the movies…

    She’s picking her seat.

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    dubbya 06/21/2012 14:54

    Harley, when you say “destroy her vagina” you mean fire a tomahawk missile into it, right?

    Okuma, isn’t what you just said a mountain dew commercial?

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    P3pp3r 06/21/2012 15:00

    I have no shame….. I’ll fuck her in the asses………. As long as she does not call me in the morning

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    P3pp3r 06/21/2012 15:03

    I’m with Hammer on this one…. Howard has always sucked… Just not as much as oppie and Anthony

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    Mac-Daddy 06/21/2012 15:06

    I dont find this girl attractive in the least, but I would fuck her from behind up both holes and go all K-Fed on her by getting her preggo and taking half her cash!

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    Honkey Dong 06/21/2012 15:17

    Slow news day if this is still up. WTF?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2012 15:18

    In the eternal words of the late Rodney King, can’t we all just get along?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2012 15:18

    Is Howard Stern still around?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2012 15:22

    I believe Rodney also said “pass the crack pipe.” Also known as the glass dick.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2012 15:22

    Ba ba bouy!

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    Gildorg 06/21/2012 15:26

    I would totally bang her in her ass…

    http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/harlots/miley_cyrus32/miley_cyrus4.html

    I am sure that I would enjoy that.

    Crap…

    Waiting for my doctor’s appointment…

    Find out what the hell is wrong with my eye… (Hopefully…)

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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2012 15:29

    Gildorg, you should go to the local gym where they train boxers. Sounds like you need a good cut man.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Zx0JJjM_0

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    harleydavidson 06/21/2012 15:31

    Dubbya

    i was thinking something more along the lines of blunt force trauma

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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2012 15:36

    Honkey Dong, I haven’t forgotten about the woman churning butter video.

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