The homeless man who had his face chewed off in the Miami Zombie attack last month got up and walked around for the first time today, and I’m gonna level with you; the headline picture has been altered. I used a computer and changed it. He doesn’t really look like that (he looks like this, and it’s graphic and awful and disturbing).
But he is recovering, and doctors described him as “awake and alert”, though if any of them noticed that he looks like Rorschach from ‘Watchmen’ now they didn’t mention it.













I’ve seen worse. Rosie O’Donnell comes to mind.
SJP!
The assailant is dead and therefore there is no need for an eyewitness….???…..I believe…?
I am speechless. Therefore, I shall express myself in pictures.
http://h6img.com/g/4/zombie-lovin-4.jpg
The asshole went for his face? There is no meat there. Did he give the guy his EBT card first?
I can fix that.
Also, New Up, dick-tuggers
nutt… im still trying to figure out what i think of that.