Us magazine asks the question, “What would Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson say?” Which is probably rhetorical but one would say “Brraaadd…” through tears and the other would say, “Rut are you tawkin about” because her mouth was full of food.
Then after that there’s some stuff about Katy Perry and John Mayer hanging out.
Katy Perry spent the evening of Friday June 19 with none other than John Mayer at Soho House in West Hollywood. “They were affectionate, holding hands and cuddling!” the observer says.
The next night, (she) invited him to her place where they noshed on pizza.
Have these two not already dated? It seems like they should have. But holy shit, really? Russell Brand then John Mayer? This is how girls end up going gay.
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Tyler, you gone pussy man.
You and your censorship can go suck a fat cock
Gildorg,
I want you to follow my instructions closely.
1) Ditch the fat Amerasian cunt and her crack-head, pimp boyfriend.
2) When you get to Chilis, buy a Roofie from the bartender for about $20.00
3) Take the drugged redhead home and finger-bang her til you pop a knuckle out of joint
4) Sleep it off
5) Send me her panties
6) Deny everything
Got all that?
Fucking British!!
Its already the gayest Olympics in history
Jimmy Carter boycotting the 1980 Olympics because the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, and robbing a generation of US athletes the opportunity of a lifetime to compete for a medal at the games was gayer. Peanut-boy was the second worst president ever!
… and fuck Mohammed Ali too! He’s not one of my heroes!
I only come here for the Snorg Tee chicks.
Gildorg……..
….Mr. Poop (@ 21:16) has rendered some sage advice….
…however, I will say that in the old days fat used to disappear from a chick right before you had a shot at fuckin’ her but then the fat would seem to magically reappear soon after you rolled off her……
…let me know if things still work that way….
Don’t forget to bring a towel!
Bang the redhead or find a new target. There are too many hot women in the world to waste more than a month or two trying to bang one without results. A lot of them are easier or crazy. I assume you don’t live in some small town with only one hottie. Good luck and don’t kill your liver.
Okay, I admit it: I’m a big fan of women’s breast-stroke!
If Hammer knew Gildorg in real life, he would throw an arm across his shoulders in a comradely way and say, “Gildorg, old buddy, that bitch is after one thing: a good time with anybody but you. Quit paying her way, she ain’t ever gonna put out. Now let’s go get a drink. Hammer left his wallet at home though…”
Mr. Nutt, I admire your hard work providing links that are way better than this site. That being said, I couldn’t disagree with you more. Ditch the redhead, she is just using him. Like I said before, I am assuming gildorg lives in an urban area. There are so many cute girls who will appreciate being treated nice, and there are so many girls who just like sex. Do NOT spend another cent on this redhead. Kind of ignore her and you might get some action or at tthe very least save your wallet and pride. Being a nonchalant jerk can oftentimes get you farther than being too nice. At the very least don’t buy all these aholez drinks and cabs. Seriously dude, save 50 bux anr get a rub and tug and think clearly.
Hammer- priceless. Gildorg is a nice guy in love and would probably buy hammer drinks all night. We have all had our moments, but move on gildorg. You are getting wallet raped and the fact that you don’t sleep and talk about it all here shows you are in a little too deep. I’m not trying to be mean, you seem like a cool dude. You just need a tough love intervention. There are so many fish out there who will treat you right. Don’t be a sucker.
Thanks Nutt. That goes a long way.
When are the Olympics over?
John Mayer REALLY gets around. That guy’s dick must be rotting off with all the dank places it’s been….why a chick would want to be another dick cozy for that thing I have no idea.
Since I despise nasty fuckin’ red-heads, you don’t even want my opinion. I think you can get two red-head prostitutes for the price of one blonde.
What does any of this have to do with Kate Upton’s tits?
P3pper, P3pper, P3pper, tsk, tsk tsk.
Gildorg,
What P3pper is trying to say is that he knows all about heartache and being lonely.
That being said, quit fucking around with this cunt and register yourself on christianmingle.com and take yourself home a nice church-going girl who was taught to take it up the ass to avoid getting pregnant.
ill tell you what guys. i got a gold medal worthy blow job this weekend on the back of my motorcycle. a few key points
1. yes, it was from a female.
2. pierced tongue.
3. while a little rough at tugging, used excellent technique with her tongue while flicking the head of my cock.
4. swallows like a champ. marriage matierial?