Jessica Alba still looks fantastic in a bikini

By brendon July 11, 2012 @ 3:03 PM

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Hopefully these pictures of Jessica Alba with her two kids at a hotel pool in Amalfi, Italy, today don’t give any other girls the dangerous idea that they can have two kids and still look fantastic in a bikini too. Because it’s not true. Jessica Alba is different. Every other girl needs to stop having kids, just stay away from them entirely, babies are made of poison as far as you’re concerned.

(image source = wenn, pacific coast)

(14) Comments

  1. Rok 07/11/2012 15:12

    Bathe her and bring her to me.

  2. Mr. Pickles 07/11/2012 15:29

    i love her.

  3. Gildorg 07/11/2012 15:32

    In a few pics that famous ass of hers was starting to get kinda fat…

    I know some of you like a fat ass, I for one do not!

    Okay, now back from the liquor store with a fresh half-gallon of encouragement, I now raise a glass to all you bastards!

    I even have a toast for ya all…

    “Remember Guys, no matter how Hot she might be; there is another guy out there who is really tired of putting up with her crap!”

    Cheers!

  4. Mr. Pickles 07/11/2012 15:36

    Gildorg, you are fucking crazy. Her ass has always been like that. YOU my friend, may be drunk!

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  5. Honkey Dong 07/11/2012 15:36

    I wonder what Tom Cruise thinks about Jessica Alba.

  6. SomeoneluvsU 07/11/2012 15:45

    Just proves what a little Cash can do to your body.

  7. Mr. Poop 07/11/2012 16:02

    I’d eat cream corn out of her diarrhea

  8. Rok 07/11/2012 16:34

    Gross

  9. Mac-Daddy 07/11/2012 16:38

    Maybe Tom Cruise is making her ass expand through his mental telepathy!

  10. Shiss 07/11/2012 16:55

    I might be going out on a limb here, but Jessica looks nice.

  11. aquanetta jones 07/11/2012 17:49

    I don’t know if it is because I live in Los Angeles area or what…this chick looks like any other chola making anchor babies around here…

    She just needs the shaved eyebrows…and really crunchy hair

    …and a tattoo of the Virgin Mary (in a Raiders jersey) on her back

  12. Observer 07/11/2012 18:14

    I’ll also go out on a limb here and say………if I was the kind of guy who liked fuckin’…….she’s one of the types of girls I’d fuck…..

  13. aquanetta jones 07/11/2012 18:29

    I bet her vagina is wrecked

  14. blueshoptrade 07/19/2012 05:01

    http://lsu.k.af

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