Jessica Gomes is in a bikini

By brendon July 20, 2012 @ 1:50 PM

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Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Gomes was on Miami beach yesterday, and she looks Latin but she’s actually half Portugese, half Chinese, and from Australia. She was also our 23rd President. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. I might be thinking of someone else.

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wwtdd

(12) Comments

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    harleydavidson 07/20/2012 13:38

    Compared to Kate Upton, this chick looks more like Gomez Adams.

    of course thats not to say i wouldnt penetrate every available orifice on her.

    and i do mean EVERY

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    Rok 07/20/2012 14:07

    I thought she had three tits.

    Am I on the right post?

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    The Black 07/20/2012 14:14

    you forgot to mention she was tubby and flat.

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    Mr. Poop 07/20/2012 14:21

    I’m confused too.

    What the fuck does this have to do with Suri Cruise?

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    SomeoneluvsU 07/20/2012 14:29

    I’m not sure, but something tells me she’s a dirty girl

    http://tinyurl.com/7afrhba

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    Mr. Pickles 07/20/2012 14:46

    I am moving out of Colorado. I have been in meetings all day and just found out about that assfuck-cock sucker shooting people.

    I love this state, but fuck these people.

    NO WEee.

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    Hammer 07/20/2012 15:06

    Mister Pickles, for what it’s worth, Hammer understands that the coward fuck in question is a California transplant. For what it’s worth.

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    Mr. Pickles 07/20/2012 15:08

    Thanks Hammer. I will go ahead and say, I hate most people. Fuck, I like P3PP3R more than the person 5 feet away from me right now. I would like to make sweet, tender love to this Gomes girl in honor of the victims of course.

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    SomeoneluvsU 07/20/2012 15:49

    I need some garden gomes

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    P3pp3r 07/21/2012 01:10

    This place is dead…. Even with Rokie posting all alone with all his puppets…. Now, that’s Pathetic!!!!

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    lexilexi 07/22/2012 22:22

    wow

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