It's funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose tied around her neck but then I couldn't get the knot undone and she started to turn blue so I ran to the kitchen to get some scissors and then I sat down to check my email real quick and then I clicked around a little and found these pictures.
And she looks great. That blue is so pretty.
Oh shit that reminds me.
(image source = photographer Miguel Reveriego for the July issue of Vogue)