Kim Kardashian is still desperate to parlay her relationship with Kanye West into a friendship with Beyonce and Jay Z, so she reportedly spent $5,000 on a gold bracelet with pink and white diamonds for their daughter Blue Ivy, and then engraved it with a very presumptuous, "Love Auntie Kim."
Guess how that went over.
"They have been friends for five minutes, but already Kim is trying to force herself into Beyonce's life," a source told The Enquirer. "Despite Kim's sex tape and bad marriages, Beyonce had been warming to her based on her charming demeanor and romance with Kanye, who's a good friend. "But she certainly doesn't consider Kim family in any way, shape or form – and for her to suggest that closeness really put Beyonce off."
Ok fine that's The Enquirer, so who knows, but it does sorta fit with a report in the new issue of Life & Style that says Kim is "not allowed to talk about" Beyonce or Jay-Z in public.
"She'd be kicked out of the clique so quickly if she made any misstep," the insider explained. "Kim has to earn everyone's trust."
Wait. Does Kim Kardashian have any friends? Now that I think about it, in 10 years I don't think I've ever seen her with anyone but Paris Hilton, Reggie Bush, and Kris Humprhies. Who all hate her now. Other than that she's always with her family. That's the same way rats and dingoes live, by the way. Hint hint, Kanye.