Kim Kardashian is already freaking out Beyonce

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 4:37 PM


Kim Kardashian is still desperate to parlay her relationship with Kanye West into a friendship with Beyonce and Jay Z, so she reportedly spent $5,000 on a gold bracelet with pink and white diamonds for their daughter Blue Ivy, and then engraved it with a very presumptuous, “Love Auntie Kim.”

Guess how that went over.

“They have been friends for five minutes, but already Kim is try­ing to force herself into Beyonce’s life,” a source told The Enquirer.
“Despite Kim’s sex tape and bad marriages, Beyonce had been warming to her based on her charming demeanor and romance with Kanye, who’s a good friend.
“But she certainly doesn’t consider Kim family in any way, shape or form – and for her to suggest that close­ness really put Beyonce off.”

Ok fine that’s The Enquirer, so who knows, but it does sorta fit with a report in the new issue of Life & Style that says Kim is “not allowed to talk about” Beyonce or Jay-Z in public.

“She’d be kicked out of the clique so quickly if she made any misstep,” the insider explained. “Kim has to earn everyone’s trust.”

Wait. Does Kim Kardashian have any friends? Now that I think about it, in 10 years I don’t think I’ve ever seen her with anyone but Paris Hilton, Reggie Bush, and Kris Humprhies. Who all hate her now. Other than that she’s always with her family. That’s the same way rats and dingoes live, by the way. Hint hint, Kanye.

(10) Comments

  1. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 07/10/2012 16:54

    You know your life sucks when even Paris Hilton hates you.

  2. avatar
    harleydavidson 07/10/2012 17:03

    fuck this fucking cunt.

  3. avatar
    Honkey Dong 07/10/2012 17:03

    Here’s a hint: nobody gives a shit about what Kim Kardasshole is doing.

  4. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 07/10/2012 17:14

    She’s white. Of course they don’t trust her.

  5. avatar
    Observer 07/10/2012 17:22

    I am willing to befriend her tits and cunt…..

    ….but her asshole is an asshole……

  6. avatar
    aquanetta jones 07/10/2012 17:47

    She is not white she is armenian…can’t you tell by her hairy chest, foul odor of Drakkar Noir, and always whining about armenian genocide this and armenian genocide that.

  7. avatar
    Observer 07/10/2012 17:56

    I used to work in Watertown, Mass……

    …..Armenians tend to have big tits….

  8. avatar
    iSlomoshun 07/10/2012 19:08

    Why can’t this bitch and that nig just die.

  9. avatar
    clown questioner 07/10/2012 22:24

    you know shes waxing that hairy bunghole twice a week

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