The new issue of Us weekly says, “Robert Pattinson’s biggest fear has been realized,” then goes on to imply that that fear is losing Kristen Stewart. Which seems very hard to believe because she’s annoying and weird looking. He lives in L.A., that combination will not be hard to replace.
On July 17 in L.A., Stewart, 22, was caught by photographers in a series of steamy rendezvous with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, 41.
Sanders — married to British Vogue model Liberty Ross, 33 — has two children, ages 7 and 5. During his marathon makeout session with Stewart, “it seemed like they couldn’t get enough,” according to one photographer.
Wow this Rupert guy is a fuckin weirdo because Liberty Ross is pretty ugly too. If he hates his penis so much he should just chop it off.
REVEALING UPDATE – A “source” tells People, “Kristen is absolutely devastated. It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment. She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.” So let’s hope Rupert hasn’t already killed his wife to start a new life with Kristen.
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