Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson

By brendon July 25, 2012 @ 9:34 AM


The new issue of Us weekly says, “Robert Pattinson’s biggest fear has been realized,” then goes on to imply that that fear is losing Kristen Stewart. Which seems very hard to believe because she’s annoying and weird looking. He lives in L.A., that combination will not be hard to replace.

On July 17 in L.A., Stewart, 22, was caught by photographers in a series of steamy rendezvous with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, 41.
Sanders — married to British Vogue model Liberty Ross, 33 — has two children, ages 7 and 5. During his marathon makeout session with Stewart, “it seemed like they couldn’t get enough,” according to one photographer.

Wow this Rupert guy is a fuckin weirdo because Liberty Ross is pretty ugly too. If he hates his penis so much he should just chop it off.

REVEALING UPDATE - A “source” tells People, “Kristen is absolutely devastated. It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment. She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.” So let’s hope Rupert hasn’t already killed his wife to start a new life with Kristen.

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(12) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 07/25/2012 10:22


    We’re supposed to care about this???

  2. avatar
    Rok 07/25/2012 10:36

    I thought he was gay.

    Still do

  3. avatar
    Papa 07/25/2012 10:38

    Give the dame a break. Look at that Nancy she’s with…the vampire guy. She needs a real man every now and again.

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

  4. avatar
    iSlomoshun 07/25/2012 10:42

    This bitch is so ugly and such a terrible actress. Why do people cast her…

  5. avatar
    Admiral 07/25/2012 10:52

    Somehow I’m not surprised Stewart is a home-wrecker. Women with low self-esteem usually are.

  6. avatar
    harleydavidson 07/25/2012 11:06

    i shit more talent every day than this bitch has ever had in her life. i piss excellence. i fire off loads of genetic perfection compared to this piece of flotsam.

    btw its no surprise shes a fucking tramp. theres no way she built a career in anyway aside from sucking dicks on casting couches. fuck her and the director she rode in on.

  7. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 07/25/2012 11:58

    Dear Papa : Go fuck yourself.

    Waiting for new news on the MINKA KELLY SEX TAPE.

  8. avatar
    Honkey Dong 07/25/2012 12:12


  9. avatar
    Tipped 07/25/2012 12:37

    Kristen Stewart SUCKS. And not in some fetish vamp way. She’s just horrible. Ugly, awkward, terrible actress… This talentless cunt should go away.

  10. avatar
    Rok 07/25/2012 13:05

    If she’s such hot shit, why does she need a tent card with her name on it for a fucking Twilight movie?

  11. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 07/25/2012 13:33

    How this reh-Tard is famous is beyond my level of comprehension. Is it possible to hate someone you’ve never met? I wish she was in that theater in CO during the Batman premiere.

  12. avatar
    doofus membrane 07/25/2012 15:55

    Vampire boy has a line of young impressionable slits ready to suck the life out of his trouser snake. This is the best thing that has ever happened to him. Having a steady gf at his age with his options is kinda gay.

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