Kristen Stewart made a public apology

By brendon July 25, 2012 @ 2:21 PM

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This seems a little weird–though no weirder than seeing her play golf in Malibu five days ago in cut-off shorts and Vibram FiveFinger shoes–but Kristen Stewart has issued a public aplogy for cheating on Robert Pattinson. So if you see him, I guess maybe you could read this to him or something.

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

To which Rupert Sanders replied, “Are you gonna keep going on all day about what a terrible mistake I was? I’ve got feelings you know.”

(image source = fame/flynet)

wwtdd

(17) Comments

  1. Rok 07/25/2012 14:33

    I’d like to smell her fingers

  2. Shiss 07/25/2012 14:44

    Remind me again – who is she?

  3. iSlomoshun 07/25/2012 15:15

    Has she apologized for all the terrible acting she’s done? By that, I mean the same fucking character she plays in every movie where the only thing that’s different is the plot she’s in…

  4. Crumb Crisp Coating 07/25/2012 15:15

    What the fuck shoes is she wearing.

  5. iSlomoshun 07/25/2012 15:16

    Oh, she hasn’t? Then who the fuck cares what this below average looking chick has to say?

  6. SomeoneluvsU 07/25/2012 15:17

    She does seems comfortable handling balls.

    and yes I would use my putter on her back nine.

  7. Mac-Daddy 07/25/2012 15:23

    Rok:

    I bet her fingers smell like Pattinson’s ass!

    You sure you want to smell them?

  8. Doo Doo Fresh 07/25/2012 15:24

    She’s probably a lame fuck and since her acting sucks she wouldn’t even fake it well.

  9. dubbya 07/25/2012 15:26

    This is worse than kardashians. At least there are SOMETIMES tits with those articles. I don’t understand why anyone on the planet gives two shits about her. Chicks hate her because she’s what’s-her-face from twilight, making it so those same chicks can’t be what’s-her-face from twilight. Dudes hate her because she’s ugly and boring. That’s everybody. What the fuck?

  10. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 07/25/2012 15:27

    I could give a fuck about this.

    MINKA is all I care about until there is closure.

  11. Honkey Dong 07/25/2012 15:32

    Michael Jackson’s kids sure don’t look anything like him. They have noses. Just sayin’.

  12. doofus membrane 07/25/2012 15:44

    I have put my balls in her hole on her well mowed fairway. Didn’t know you could golf in retarded shoes, no offense Mikey.

  13. SomeoneluvsU 07/25/2012 15:55

    Didn’t she fool around with a married guy in adventureland?
    You would have thought she would have learned her lesson.

    Honkey Dong,
    In your previous life were you another gorilla or perhaps a cat.
    You seem quite familiar…

  14. Honkey Dong 07/25/2012 16:06

    Have you seen Carla Rae Jepson’s new video: “Blow Me Maybe”?

    I’m not me, I’m somebody else.

  15. 658811 07/25/2012 16:15

    Let out of the basement to voice my opinion? Cool!

    Worthless whore!

  16. 658811 07/25/2012 16:57

    Shit is slow over here… should’ve went for a beer instead.

  17. LoK 07/25/2012 23:18

    I would

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