Lindsay is still a delusional drunk

By brendon July 23, 2012 @ 2:29 PM


Personally I think she’s annoying, but Jennifer Lawrence was just nominated for an Academy Award and her last two movies made 1.03 billion dollars. Her next year and a half will be filled with Silver Linings Playbook, then ‘X-Men’ and ‘Hunger Game’ sequels.

By contrast, the last nomination Lindsay Lohan received was the 2007 Razzie for Worst Actress (she won!), all 12 of her movies made a combined $723 million, and none have made more than $50 million since ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’ in 2005. She’ll spend the next year and half doing softcore porn and cocaine.

Nonetheless, Lindsay feels they should work together.

Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys.

I’d like to point out that ‘Thelma and Louise’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’ have nothing in common. She could have said she wants to do ‘Gremlins’ ala ‘Days of Thunder’ and it would have made as much sense. She only wants to add two guys to the story in hopes someone suggests a gangbang.

(image source = pacific coast, splash)

(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 07/23/2012 14:52

    Oh thank God.

    A Lohan post.

    We were long overdue!

  2. avatar
    Rok 07/23/2012 16:02


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    Tipped 07/23/2012 16:08

    Will this whore would die already!

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    Admiral 07/23/2012 16:58

    She wants to go on a drug-fueled rampage with Jennifer Lawrence? She’s gonna have a hard time convincing Jennifer Lawrence of that – which means the only way it’s gonna happen is if Lindsay uses her crafty kidnapping skills to force her into her car and drug her up.

    If you see Lindsay buying duct tape and Depends diapers, someone warn Ms. Lawrence.

  5. avatar
    Szader 07/23/2012 20:33

    ‘Gremlins’ ala ‘Days of Thunder’. I’ll admit it, I laughed.

    Good job, sir.

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    Andsaidi 07/23/2012 21:22

    You forgot the next movie for Jennifer Lawrence – The House at the End of the Street in Sept.

    Maybe Lindsey could be one of the dead people in that movie.

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    dag696 07/24/2012 02:08

    what the fuck happened to her face?? i wouldnt even let her suck my dick! well yes i would but i wouldnt like it very much! well yes i would but i wouldnt tip her as much!

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