Madonna tours with an anti-aging machine. Which is totally working.

By brendon July 26, 2012 @ 1:40 PM

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While in Paris today for her MDNA tour, someone working for Madonna carried a machine made by Intraceuticals to her hotel room. It claims to “hydrate, lift and tighten, and improve the appearance of the skin.” So I don’t know if they’re being sarcastic or what. Maybe Madonnas just using it wrong her because when she isn’t flexing her skin hangs off her like she doesn’t have any bones.

(image source = inf, wenn)

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(3) Comments

  1. doofus membrane 07/26/2012 22:47

    If you jerk off to a picture of Madonna does that make you a necrophiliac? How many more years until her daughter can pose nude without me being a pedo?

  2. Shiss 07/27/2012 01:47

    How could you possibly jerk off to Madonna? What kind of shitty 800-baud-dial-up internet BBS must you be connected to if you are even thinking about that?

  3. mattyj2001 07/27/2012 04:55

    Madonna reminds me of that Spongebob episode with the Anchor Arms.

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