Vanessa Hudgens went to the gym today with her boyfriend Something Something, and no one even had to bribe her with millions of dollars. FUN FACT: Jessica Simpson eats dinner at around 10pm, just like they do in Spain. Unlike in Spain, that dinner begins around 6pm.
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Ashley Tisdale Strips Down To Teeny Tiny Bikini – Huffington Post |
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| Is This Really The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? – Huffington Post | |
| Jennifer Lawrence is still spilling out of this dress – Huffington Post | |
| Celeb Nude Scenes You've Never Seen Before – FOX News | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
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I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – just came in my paaaaaants.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’d like to tongue-punch her fart-box
I’d like to wear her labia as a sombrero
id let her use my face for toilet paper
I’d like to eat the corn out of her diarrhea
I would like to suck on her urethra.
I’d squeeze out her tampon juice and gargle it
I’d like to take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
I’d like to borrow that cute leopard skirt she wore to the Kid’s Choice Awards
id lik to tuch huer pener
If you wore that skirt, I would take you out to dinner.
I’d like to bob for wet pennies lodged in her shit-hole
I’d like to tell the young maiden I had two sticks of chewing gum in my pockets that she is welcome to, when in fact I did not. Imagine the ribald fancy that would ensue as she rummaged amongst my tender manhood, my flaccid member gradually stiffening, my ever-moistened anus twitching in anticipation, testicles doing their mad, whirling dance as they prepared for orgasm amongst the tightening bonds of my tweed trousers . . . .
. . . . Ooops, I just soiled myself
That’s a shame . . .
I’d like to sully her recollections of sex with nobodies….