Vanessa Hudgens is no Jessica Simpson

By brendon July 19, 2012 @ 5:15 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens went to the gym today with her boyfriend Something Something, and no one even had to bribe her with millions of dollars. FUN FACT: Jessica Simpson eats dinner at around 10pm, just like they do in Spain. Unlike in Spain, that dinner begins around 6pm.

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(15) Comments

  1. Mr. Pickles 07/19/2012 17:29

    I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – I LOVE HER – just came in my paaaaaants.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. Mr. Poop 07/19/2012 17:33

    I’d like to tongue-punch her fart-box

  3. Rok 07/19/2012 17:35

    I’d like to wear her labia as a sombrero

  4. harleydavidson 07/19/2012 17:38

    id let her use my face for toilet paper

  5. Mr. Poop 07/19/2012 17:59

    I’d like to eat the corn out of her diarrhea

  6. Mr. Pickles 07/19/2012 18:03

    I would like to suck on her urethra.

  7. Rok 07/19/2012 18:07

    I’d squeeze out her tampon juice and gargle it

  8. Mr. Poop 07/19/2012 18:12

    I’d like to take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again

  9. STINKFIST 07/19/2012 18:13

    I’d like to borrow that cute leopard skirt she wore to the Kid’s Choice Awards

  10. mikey the retard 07/19/2012 18:14

    id lik to tuch huer pener

  11. Mr. Pickles 07/19/2012 18:14

    If you wore that skirt, I would take you out to dinner.

  12. Smacko 07/19/2012 18:17

    I’d like to bob for wet pennies lodged in her shit-hole

  13. Beppo 07/19/2012 18:22

    I’d like to tell the young maiden I had two sticks of chewing gum in my pockets that she is welcome to, when in fact I did not. Imagine the ribald fancy that would ensue as she rummaged amongst my tender manhood, my flaccid member gradually stiffening, my ever-moistened anus twitching in anticipation, testicles doing their mad, whirling dance as they prepared for orgasm amongst the tightening bonds of my tweed trousers . . . .

    . . . . Ooops, I just soiled myself

  14. Rok 07/19/2012 18:25

    That’s a shame . . .

  15. Eyes_Closed 07/19/2012 23:22

    I’d like to sully her recollections of sex with nobodies….

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