Girls go crazy for picnics in a park, and Brigitte Nielsen is no exception. In fact she spent Saturday afternoon in the park getting drunk on discount vodka, rolling around in the dirt, spitting, spitting some more, smoking, then walking on a little trail behind the bushes which would be totally normal if she were a duck.
Luckily she’s not conspicuous or anything. Just a 7-foot girl with short white hair dressed all in purple. It really could be anyone. Having someone in the dirt and trying to spit the taste out of their mouth would actually be a perfectly appropriate ad for Popov vodka, by the way.
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Did he mean Leslie Nielsen?
It’s nice to see Quasimodo get out for the day
That bell tower has to get mighty warm in the summer.
wouldja?
Since when is Popov considered discount?
2F.
I would foot-fuck her with a muddy boot, that’s about it.
I guess once you have mouth raped Flavor Flav, dirt and cheap vodka taste like Kobe beef and champagne.
I got so cranked at an Aerosmith concert that I woke up in the guest room, throwing up into my nose because I was on all fours pushing my head into the mattress thinking that I was trying to stand up, and my wife was yelling “what the fuck is going on in here?’
I was sick for 3 days
Hi Fussy.
WELL, I was just taking a piss and had was pissing in the toilet (bc that’s how my momma raised me) and I felt my foot getting wet and was I like what the fuck?
I then saw I had a split stream and although 90% of the piss was going forward the other 10% was going on my foot. I thought morning BJs were ALWAYS a good thing.
POOP
Hey Rok! Thought I would drop by to see what you fuckers are up to
I miss Zombie.
morguefil** 12/15/2011 16:22
Dear zombie, I’m sorry that you dont find my post funny enough. I have always seeked your approval because you are by far the funniest person on here. Your comments are always the most witty and insightful. Anyway..I’m gonna try alot harder to amuse you and win you over . Who know’s….maybe someday we can be friends and look back at this and laugh as we sit at your kitchen table as your mom fixes us a nice breakfast while a big gob of my sperm is still sitting at the bottom of her belly. Love morguefi***. http://www.hollywoodpupata.com
Fussy,
We are the few and the proud these days. Well, except for P epper, who has few friends, and has never been proud, and strangely enough has also been mouth-raped by Flavor-Flav.
Flavor Flav’s penis should have a sample in a petri dish. It likely could cure something.
OH, thanks for the Paulie excerpt. What UP NUTT?!
Rok-
They should a support group for victims of Flavor-Flav essence, but unfortunately I pretty sure you would never be able to wash that taste of disappointment from your tongue.
I have been working too. I miss the good old days of hanging out in the bunker. It was like we were war criminals, so close and buddy like.
You don’t want a smart phone, they suck for one thing…..talking. Isn’t that what the phone was made for? Odd it sucks at that.
I bet her vagina has fruit flies constantly swirling around it like a rotten cantaloupe on a hot summer day.
Argh…and this is why I left the first time around… check you latter, smooches.
Bye Fussy,
You guys have been gone?
She probably barfed on her mom jeans…and her depends adult diapers