Elton John mooned Michael Caine

By brendon August 14, 2012 @ 3:11 PM


Elton John and Michael Cain were both on their yachts in St. Tropez yesterday when John saw Caine and mooned him. Because you know how it is. You’re on your yacht off the coast of southern France, feeding kobe to your aquarium full of of tiger cubs, throwing rubies in the air and shooting them, when suddenly you see your Academy Award winning friend over there on his yacht. It really is a small world.

(image source = fame/flynet)

(11) Comments

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    Raymond K. Hessel 08/14/2012 15:33

    Look at all those pickle smoochers.

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    Shiss 08/14/2012 15:35

    Why no broads on Elton’s boat?

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    Caribou 08/14/2012 15:37

    It’s actually a mating call. (I spent a few months in San Francisco in the 90s so I’m fluent)

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    harleydavidson 08/14/2012 16:03

    asking for tits is apparently too much but we can get pics of some fat english cocksuckers ass?

    way to go.

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    harleydavidson 08/14/2012 16:05

    Big Gay El’s Big Gay Boat Ride

    South Park has come to life.

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    doofus membrane 08/14/2012 16:24

    How many boatmates took a turn before that moon was covered up?

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    SomeoneluvsU 08/14/2012 16:42

    Maybe he was trying to blow out …
    a candle with some wind..

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    aquanetta jones 08/14/2012 17:47

    I would rather have Michael J Fox shave my balls with a straight razor than have to look at Elton John’s asshole

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    PunkA 08/14/2012 17:48

    Wa that a condom falling out of his pooper?

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    aquanetta jones 08/14/2012 17:50

    That boat is full of sodomites, just saying….


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    vandywisky 08/14/2012 22:27

    Poor Michael Caine. He went out on his boat for a nice day on the water. Now, he has AIDS.

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