Just like when Lindsay Lohan said the girl who accused her of assault was lying about her being at the Standard hotel, and then there was video of Lindsay at the Standard hotel, or that the jewelry store was lying about her being in their store and stealing a necklace, until video proved she was there and she went to jail for stealing the necklace, or that “the media” was lying in 2009 when they said she partied a lot and did drugs, then she admitted she partied a lot and did drugs but was clean now, and then failed even more drug tests, Lindsay went on twitter yesterday to say that people are once again making up crazy stories about her, this time claiming she stole some watches from a party.
Because Lindsay would never steal an expensive watch. Except for the time when she did. Other than that, and the necklace, and the fur coat, and the $400,000 in jewels, and the clothes and jewelry she stole from Lauren Hastings, this new claim is completely baseless. Those people are all lying.
Except for her victims. They might have a point, depending on whether or not they have video of the crime in progress.
*yawn*
LYING STUPID WHORE!!!
We should send Lindsay to take out the Iranian nukes …
This bitch gets away with EVERYTHING.
and ehh, if not and she gets caught, I think I’d manage to struggle through it.
What would tyler durden do?
I’m not proud of it, but I’d still fuck her….
“people fabricate lies”
so… they tell the truth? way to go, lindsay.
i’d still spit-shine that mudflap in two shake’s of a jackrabbit’s ass