The website for the owner of Purple magazine has a candid picture of Lindsay Lohan and Tenille Houston that was taken Monday night, but don’t jump to conclusions just because there’s two people and two wine glasses. Lindsay totally doesn’t drink anymore you guys. This must be another set up, like that picture of her next to some freshly cut lines of cocaine.
Of course, four months after that picture she was caught doing cocaine again but this is different. There are hundreds of uses for a glass of wine other than drinking it. Maybe Lindsay was going to play a song with the wine glass, or marinate a steak, or throw it around the yard for a game of catch.
(thanks to the dashing and rugged Evan for the link)
I don’t trust a gal that won’t take have a drink or two or a 12 pack every now and again.
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Really?
FYI……
…we would rather see 100 stories about Katy Perry’s big tits than one story about Lohan……
Lindsay Lohan? I guess we are in the Dog Days of Summer.
Does anyone know if comments are off…???
….also…is anyone banned…??
I think I know some people that are still banned. I wonder what Jaybroni is doing right now? LiLo = Daily Yuckie Poo Poo Doo Doo Stank
i have a few demands
1. more Kate Upton
2. Minka Kelly’s sex tape
3. a one year moratorium on Fatty McTalentlessfatcunt aka Kim
4. more female celebrity nudity
5. snacks for mikey
6. booze for gildorg
7. naked pictures of bea arthur.
8. a threesome with Tori Black and Brittney Palmer
i do not think that i am asking too much.
I only got to #2 and it reminded me of something.
Ode to Minka:
I will not rest
Until I have seen
What is on the tape
And in between
Your legs so nice
I won’t think twice
To pound you so sweetly
And clean you up neatly
I can’t wait
can’t wait to have you
beneath me…..
Love,
2F1T
is this ho ever photographed without a fucking cig box
lok, fuck no. shes probably on the phillip morris payroll
pener
The chick beside Lindsay……Tenille Houston……
….looks bone-able……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs
You dated Tenille and P epper dated the Captain, right Obs?
2 fingers 1 Thumb……….
…..somewhat correct …..depends on ow one uses the term “dated”…..
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79syw7Woc1r8sefzo1_500.gif
how
Lindsay looks good in this picture. I know all of us would love to degrade her if she always looked like this.
Unfortunately my rods and cones actually work and if I saw her up close and in color I would probably end up puking in her hair…after we fucked…imagine her skin up close, yuck.
I bet she has old cigarette butts hidden up in her coochie
totally agree, aqua. what a waste of beauty in favor of skankdom.
is it me or is she starting to look like Kim Kartrashian?