Gosh, I wonder why Lindsay has a wine glass

By brendon August 01, 2012 @ 4:01 PM


The website for the owner of Purple magazine has a candid picture of Lindsay Lohan and Tenille Houston that was taken Monday night, but don’t jump to conclusions just because there’s two people and two wine glasses. Lindsay totally doesn’t drink anymore you guys. This must be another set up, like that picture of her next to some freshly cut lines of cocaine.

Of course, four months after that picture she was caught doing cocaine again but this is different. There are hundreds of uses for a glass of wine other than drinking it. Maybe Lindsay was going to play a song with the wine glass, or marinate a steak, or throw it around the yard for a game of catch.

(thanks to the dashing and rugged Evan for the link)

(19) Comments

  1. avatar
    Papa 08/01/2012 16:04

    I don’t trust a gal that won’t take have a drink or two or a 12 pack every now and again.

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

  2. avatar
    Rok 08/01/2012 16:05


  3. avatar
    Observer 08/01/2012 16:12


    …we would rather see 100 stories about Katy Perry’s big tits than one story about Lohan……

  4. avatar
    Honkey Dong 08/01/2012 16:19

    Lindsay Lohan? I guess we are in the Dog Days of Summer.

  5. avatar
    Observer 08/01/2012 16:24

    Does anyone know if comments are off…???

    ….also…is anyone banned…??

  6. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/01/2012 16:39

    I think I know some people that are still banned. I wonder what Jaybroni is doing right now? LiLo = Daily Yuckie Poo Poo Doo Doo Stank

  7. avatar
    harleydavidson 08/01/2012 16:42

    i have a few demands

    1. more Kate Upton
    2. Minka Kelly’s sex tape
    3. a one year moratorium on Fatty McTalentlessfatcunt aka Kim
    4. more female celebrity nudity
    5. snacks for mikey
    6. booze for gildorg
    7. naked pictures of bea arthur.
    8. a threesome with Tori Black and Brittney Palmer

  8. avatar
    harleydavidson 08/01/2012 16:43

    i do not think that i am asking too much.

  9. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/01/2012 16:50

    I only got to #2 and it reminded me of something.

    Ode to Minka:

    I will not rest
    Until I have seen

    What is on the tape
    And in between

    Your legs so nice
    I won’t think twice

    To pound you so sweetly
    And clean you up neatly

    I can’t wait
    can’t wait to have you
    beneath me…..



  10. avatar
    LoK 08/01/2012 16:57

    is this ho ever photographed without a fucking cig box

  11. avatar
    harleydavidson 08/01/2012 17:05

    lok, fuck no. shes probably on the phillip morris payroll

  12. avatar
    mikey the retard 08/01/2012 17:12


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    Observer 08/01/2012 17:14

    The chick beside Lindsay……Tenille Houston……

    ….looks bone-able……


  14. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/01/2012 17:20

    You dated Tenille and P epper dated the Captain, right Obs?

  15. avatar
    Observer 08/01/2012 17:31

    2 fingers 1 Thumb……….

    …..somewhat correct …..depends on ow one uses the term “dated”…..


  16. avatar
    Observer 08/01/2012 17:42


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    aquanetta jones 08/01/2012 17:49

    Lindsay looks good in this picture. I know all of us would love to degrade her if she always looked like this.

    Unfortunately my rods and cones actually work and if I saw her up close and in color I would probably end up puking in her hair…after we fucked…imagine her skin up close, yuck.

    I bet she has old cigarette butts hidden up in her coochie

  18. avatar
    richie 08/02/2012 06:02

    totally agree, aqua. what a waste of beauty in favor of skankdom.

  19. avatar
    Bonnie 08/03/2012 00:36

    is it me or is she starting to look like Kim Kartrashian?

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