Italian politicians are way better than American ones

By brendon August 08, 2012 @ 7:18 PM


Nicole Minetti had only been a dental hygienist for about a month (she was a dancer and model before that) when the Prime Minister of Italy walked in one day to have a tooth fixed. Three months later she was a member of the Regional Assembly in Lombardy, because Italy is fucking awesome (shockingly, this is coming back to haunt him now).

But here she is today in Malibu, in a bikini, reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ after a photo shoot, which was also in a bikini. Maybe she could run for office here. There’s no way she’s any dumber or dishonest than the people we have running the government now. I would absolutely vote for her. Any girl who looks like this can have any job she wants; President, surgeon, airline pilot, I truly don’t care.

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(5) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/08/2012 19:44

    I see her BUTTHOLE!

  2. avatar
    LoK 08/08/2012 21:33

    Captain Chaos is on the case!

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    aquanetta jones 08/08/2012 22:38

    I would root through her feces to find a whole poppy seed from this morning bagel .

    And the shit I went through could suffice as a California politician

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    richie 08/08/2012 23:28

    Absolutely stunning – Viva Italia!!

  5. avatar
    Honkey Dong 08/08/2012 23:44

    What now? Can’t we say “chimpanzee”?

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