Nicole Minetti had only been a dental hygienist for about a month (she was a dancer and model before that) when the Prime Minister of Italy walked in one day to have a tooth fixed. Three months later she was a member of the Regional Assembly in Lombardy, because Italy is fucking awesome (shockingly, this is coming back to haunt him now).
But here she is today in Malibu, in a bikini, reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ after a photo shoot, which was also in a bikini. Maybe she could run for office here. There’s no way she’s any dumber or dishonest than the people we have running the government now. I would absolutely vote for her. Any girl who looks like this can have any job she wants; President, surgeon, airline pilot, I truly don’t care.
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I see her BUTTHOLE!
Whore!
Captain Chaos is on the case!
I would root through her feces to find a whole poppy seed from this morning bagel .
And the shit I went through could suffice as a California politician
Absolutely stunning – Viva Italia!!
What now? Can’t we say “chimpanzee”?