Jennifer Lopez wore a bikini

By brendon August 31, 2012 @ 4:12 PM

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Jennifer Lopez was hanging out at her hotel in Miami yesterday, then either got up to join her kids and boyfriend in the pool, or got up and fell in the pool because she blacked out after holding her breath and clinching her stomach while walking.

As always, choosing what pictures to use was an arduous process. First I went to 4 different photo agencies, then I sorted through dozens of very similar pictures to find the ones where she looked the fattest.

(image source = inf, splash, wenn, fame/flynet)

(4) Comments

  1. harleydavidson 08/31/2012 16:31

    how unattractive and boring

  2. SomeoneluvsU 08/31/2012 17:13

    I’m with Marc Anthony’s shriveled penis on this one.

  3. Ghost 08/31/2012 20:33

    4 words that describe J.Lo the best: Fat ass, no tits.

  4. Burbank 09/04/2012 04:43

    Sorry gents, I’d still tap that, repeatedly, just to see how much cum an ass that big can hold.

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