Polish model Joanna Krupa and her equally attractive sister Marta went to the beach in Santa Monica today, and Joanna rubbed lotion on Martas back, and her shoulders, and adjusted her bikini, and OH MY GOD WOULD YOU JUST KISS ALREADY. Do it. According to porn and the one and only Polish girl I ever dated, Polish girls are very progressive sexually. They’re not close-minded and stuck-up like American girls. Don’t be like them Joanna. Everyone hates them.
(image source = pacific coast)
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