Joanna Krupa has a lovely family

By brendon August 07, 2012 @ 8:22 PM


Polish model Joanna Krupa and her equally attractive sister Marta went to the beach in Santa Monica today, and Joanna rubbed lotion on Martas back, and her shoulders, and adjusted her bikini, and OH MY GOD WOULD YOU JUST KISS ALREADY. Do it. According to porn and the one and only Polish girl I ever dated, Polish girls are very progressive sexually. They’re not close-minded and stuck-up like American girls. Don’t be like them Joanna. Everyone hates them.

(image source = pacific coast)


(23) Comments

  1. doofus membrane 08/07/2012 20:25

    I have some homemade lotion she can use.

  2. Rok 08/07/2012 21:02


  3. Honkey Dong 08/07/2012 21:13

    Am I glad I didn’t shoot my wad on that Paris Hilton post? You betcha!

  4. Smacko 08/07/2012 21:17

    I like em slutty, so giving Paris a good fist-fucking is on my bucket list

  5. Rok 08/07/2012 21:19

    I’m an ass-man. I think I’ve been clear about that, and that shot of Paris’s asshole winking at me has been making my mouth water all day.

  6. aquanetta jones 08/07/2012 21:41

    A little better, Santa Monica is a filthy beach…for dirty girls

  7. Papa 08/07/2012 21:47

    I’m not up on all the new lingo. Is family slang for tits?

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

  8. Smacko 08/07/2012 22:02

    Between Nutt’s links and these damn Olympic gymnasts, I am going to have to jack off tonight

  9. LoK 08/07/2012 22:07

    Thankfully there was a photographer to document this little excursion

  10. Honkey Dong 08/07/2012 22:19

    Rokun, I guess you must love Coco and KimK. They’re all ass.

  11. 08/07/2012 22:25

    One more fucking incest post and my page views are no longer yours. Fucking barf.

  12. Rok 08/07/2012 22:33

    Are two sisters being lessies considered incest?

    My boner doesn’t seem to know.

  13. Smacko 08/07/2012 22:33

    I’m with Lauer’s page views on this one

  14. Rok 08/07/2012 22:39


  15. Mr. Poop 08/07/2012 22:41

    I miss Brainless Bass

  16. mikey the retard 08/07/2012 22:45

    i watn to out sumthign in her karphol

  17. Smacko 08/07/2012 22:45

    P epper,

    Does this look swollen to you?

  18. aquanetta jones 08/07/2012 23:18

    Whoever dresses like hitler and expects other people to understand invading polish pussy is overestimating the capacity of this blog’s knowledge of ww2 history. Well played sir

    P3pp3r is a cunt

  19. aquanetta jones 08/07/2012 23:27

    I think Obama is really p3pp3r and this is his way of getting back at people who can afford computers and mobile devices

    Obama is therefor also a cunt

  20. Mr. Pickles 08/08/2012 03:10

    I just feel like she is another stupid pollock. Thanks for the heads up in the nip though!
    POOP, nice “first blood” reference earlier. He should have won an Oscar for that scene.


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