Back in June, the woman who was John Travolta’s personal secretary from 1978 to 1994 told the Enquirer that he had a secret gay lover. It was his private pilot, Doug Gotterba, and now Doug is “spilling all the secrets” of “their passionate six-year relationship” to the Enquirer too. I don’t have a dictionary in front of me but it doesn’t seem as if those two know what the word “secret” means.
Former pilot Doug Gotterba, 62, claims that the 58-year-old big screen heartthrob’s sexual appetite was insatiable, that he wanted to make a sex tape, and that he enjoyed cavorting with multiple male partners at a time.
This is only sort of relevant but I don’t like it when gay people are black because then it makes me look homophobic and racist when I’m actually just racist. It’s really unfair to me. Quite frankly it’s selfish of them, and I don’t appreciate it one bit.
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