Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up

By brendon August 24, 2012 @ 2:09 PM


The great love of our time, the romance between Katy Perry and John Mayer, has come to an end according to People. As in the magazine, not just a crowd.

The pair seemed like a good match, according to a source who saw them together this month.
“They almost acted like they’ve been a couple for a long time. It definitely didn’t seem like a new relationship.”

“Yeah it was great, they had sex once a month and she’d yell at ‘for flirting with that girl at the restaurant’ who was actually the waitress and he was ordering. It was such a good sign for the future, amazing that it fell apart.”

(image source = fame/flynet)

(23) Comments

  1. avatar
    iSlomoshun 08/24/2012 14:31

    Wait..let me go put on my give a shit hat.

  2. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/24/2012 14:31

    Who’s next on the Mayer “to fuck” list??
    ….My money is on Bieber

  3. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/24/2012 14:35

    He has a white supremacist penis. Kinda makes me want to see it. Hopefully that doesn’t make me gey. On another note, I put my dog of 13 yrs down yesterday. I would have stabbed P epper 300x with an ice pick if it would have saved him.

    On another note, my shit smelled like a litter box this morning. Now someone fix some fucking drinks.

  4. avatar
    Tipped 08/24/2012 15:12

    Anyone else think Katy Perry is a ticking psycho bomb waiting to go off???

  5. avatar
    felch 08/24/2012 16:10

    This one needs a solid titty fuckin.

  6. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/24/2012 16:50

    who’s got two thumbs and doesn’t care? _=>This guy<=_

  7. avatar
    Shiss 08/24/2012 17:00

    I’m sorry about your dog, man.

  8. avatar
    tulmkr 08/24/2012 17:49

    Her gut is getting bigger than her tits.

  9. avatar
    Tipped 08/24/2012 17:54

    Her gut is huge!! I thought she was pregnant…is she just getting fat?

  10. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/24/2012 18:57

    Thanks, Shiss. Where the fuck is everyone today?

    ***takes off pants and sits on P epper’s lazy boy naked***

  11. avatar
    Hammer 08/24/2012 19:20

    Hammer extends his sympathies to 2F1T.

    On another note, Hammer is not impressed with this flabby chick.

  12. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 08/24/2012 20:32

    2f1T, that is hard news. Full condolences.

    P epper’s mom says she’s sorry too.

  13. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/24/2012 20:45

    Speaking of dogs, I just got bit by a fucking wiener dog. I hate those fuckers, why the fuck did I try to pet it?

    Why did our AVIs get deleted? WHAT THE FUCK!?!

  14. avatar
    Pugiron 08/25/2012 01:28

    Gut did you say? Gut was that about Katy Perry? I don’t know Gut you see in her.

  15. avatar
    mattyj2001 08/25/2012 05:34

    So which one retains custody of that chin?

  16. avatar
    letsgetreadytoyeti 08/25/2012 17:58

    my balls do. all nine of them.

    i’d suck a fart out of katy perry’s ass with my ghostbusters silly straw, but she’d probably want me to buy her shoes and a hamburger first.

  17. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/26/2012 18:32

    Mass puppet Genocide

  18. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 08/27/2012 01:25

    For real, Someone?

  19. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/27/2012 13:34

    Pickles, did you have sex with any homosapiens this wknd?

  20. avatar
    The Black 08/27/2012 14:30

    You guys are all acting like a bunch of ni**ers.

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