In the most definitive sign yet that Kim Kardashian really does want to settle down and start a family with Kanye West (or at least it would be if this were true), InTouch says they’ve been looking at house together and she’s “quit her birth control”. Though technically, swallowing is not a form of approved birth control, at least not if you ask those so-called “doctors”.
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Her pussy done been bottomed out deeper than P epper’s COLON!!!
Where is that Pickles guy? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luckily, pregnancy will not ruin her figure, since she is already a fat cow.
Oh good, now she can get absolutely obese like Simpson.
Does this mean that Kanye wil stop only buttfucking her?
May be pretty boring for him to have vaginal intercourse with her, Ray J wrecked that pussy, I know, I saw it
Captain Chaos would not rescue
This is just great! Just what we need. Kim Kardashian shitting out kids left and right! I hope she has the decency to flush those black worthless turds down the commode.
Great, I’ll be a father soon.
Is “niglet” a banned word?
Of course she is: baby = $$$$. Kanye’s baby= major $$$$
Of course she is: baby = $$$$. Kanye’s baby = major $$$$
Now if we can just get her to stop using oxygen.
i can only imagine what the spawn of the worlds two biggest douchebags will be like
I’m sporting a major piece of wood right now.
Wish you guys were here to see it
I bet that Kim and Kanye’s house is full blown black lacquer furniture, leopard rugs and Nagel prints.
Someone need to shoot this pig before she pops out a demon spawn!
I got $20.00 says the baby is black.
Anybody have the DC sniper’s phone #? I’m sure this is one job that people would applaud him for.
obama fucked up again.
he should have let bin laden live to do one more job on these two cunts
I’d like to give her a good worming.
Double gloved of course.
Ok.. Will the next story be?
Joe Simpson gets a DUI
Katy Perry doesn’t swallow.
Lindsay Lohan drank all night and fucked a homeless dude.
Amanda Bynes lewinsky-ed Obama to get ticket fixed
Miley Cryus took a shit