Kim Kardashian has stopped using birth control

By brendon August 09, 2012 @ 7:01 PM

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In the most definitive sign yet that Kim Kardashian really does want to settle down and start a family with Kanye West (or at least it would be if this were true), InTouch says they’ve been looking at house together and she’s “quit her birth control”. Though technically, swallowing is not a form of approved birth control, at least not if you ask those so-called “doctors”.

(image source = fame/flynet)

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(31) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/09/2012 19:20

    Her pussy done been bottomed out deeper than P epper’s COLON!!!

    Where is that Pickles guy? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Pugiron 08/09/2012 20:16

    Luckily, pregnancy will not ruin her figure, since she is already a fat cow.

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    Mutt 08/09/2012 20:42

    Oh good, now she can get absolutely obese like Simpson.

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    aquanetta jones 08/09/2012 20:49

    Does this mean that Kanye wil stop only buttfucking her?

    May be pretty boring for him to have vaginal intercourse with her, Ray J wrecked that pussy, I know, I saw it

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    LoK 08/09/2012 21:38

    Captain Chaos would not rescue

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    Honkey Dong 08/09/2012 22:31

    This is just great! Just what we need. Kim Kardashian shitting out kids left and right! I hope she has the decency to flush those black worthless turds down the commode.

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    zencat002 08/09/2012 22:31

    Great, I’ll be a father soon.

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    Honkey Dong 08/09/2012 22:39

    Is “niglet” a banned word?

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    richie 08/10/2012 04:15

    Of course she is: baby = $$$$. Kanye’s baby= major $$$$

  10. avatar
    richie 08/10/2012 04:16

    Of course she is: baby = $$$$. Kanye’s baby = major $$$$

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    Raymond K. Hessel 08/10/2012 08:08

    Now if we can just get her to stop using oxygen.

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    harleydavidson 08/10/2012 09:22

    i can only imagine what the spawn of the worlds two biggest douchebags will be like

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    Mr. Poop 08/10/2012 09:44

    I’m sporting a major piece of wood right now.

    Wish you guys were here to see it

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    Doo Doo Fresh 08/10/2012 10:53

    I bet that Kim and Kanye’s house is full blown black lacquer furniture, leopard rugs and Nagel prints.

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    Mac-Daddy 08/10/2012 10:58

    Someone need to shoot this pig before she pops out a demon spawn!

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    Mr. Poop 08/10/2012 11:10

    I got $20.00 says the baby is black.

  17. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 08/10/2012 11:20

    Anybody have the DC sniper’s phone #? I’m sure this is one job that people would applaud him for.

  18. avatar
    harleydavidson 08/10/2012 11:23

    obama fucked up again.

    he should have let bin laden live to do one more job on these two cunts

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    Rok 08/10/2012 11:33

    I’d like to give her a good worming.

    Double gloved of course.

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    SomeoneluvsU 08/10/2012 11:42

    Ok.. Will the next story be?

    Joe Simpson gets a DUI
    Katy Perry doesn’t swallow.
    Lindsay Lohan drank all night and fucked a homeless dude.
    Amanda Bynes lewinsky-ed Obama to get ticket fixed
    Miley Cryus took a shit

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