Kris Jenner is not dead. Unfortunately.

Apparently there was a rumor on Twitter last night that Kris Jenner had died, and the entire world was dancing and celebrating like at the end of ‘Return of the Jedi’, but then Kim Kardashian had to butt in and ruin everything.

“The awkward moment when ‘RIP Kris Jenner’ is trending yet I’m the phone with her! LOL.”

Yeah. OK. That’s not how the “that awkward moment…” thing works by the way. I know I might as well find tweets from a kid with downs and make fun of them, but what Kim’s describing is not awkward. It’s also not ironic, which I’m sure was her second choice.

Of course I’m assuming Kim didn’t actually call her mom and, after some forced small talk, break the news that she was dead. Maybe that’s what happened, and it was awkward. “I’m so sorry mom, but I guess you should fall down now and I’ll call E! and TMZ and then, I don’t know, paramedics or someone.”