Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashians sex tape

By brendon August 08, 2012 @ 1:35 PM

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It’s hard to believe that a mother would contact a porn producer to sell a home video of her own daughter having sex, until you realize that the mother is Kris Jenner and the daughter is Kim Kardashian. Then it’s not hard to believe at all, because that’s absolutely something they would do.

“Kris was totally involved in arranging the sale of Kim’s tape,” the source told Star magazine.
“The video already existed, and Kris was there every step of the way as a middleman to market it to an adult entertainment company.”

The Kardashians have always denied this, so it’s worth noting that Star says their source passed a polygraph. Also keep in mind that because of 2257, the only way a porn can be sold is if the “performer” signs a compliance form (like this or this).

“I saw Kris Jenner’s signature on the contract; I believe she got somewhere between $250,000 and $500,000 for the original deal with the middleman,” the source said.
“Everything she does in this world, every decision she makes on her daughters’ behalf, is based on greed and publicity, and has nothing to do with her family’s stability or happiness.”

This of course is a heinous allegation, one that I believe every word of. The only thing that’s hard to believe is that there’s only been one Kardashian sex tape. Kendall better check her mashed potatoes for roofies.

(21) Comments

  1. RangerLG 08/08/2012 13:36

    What did ray-J get out of the deal? I’m guess The Clap for starters.

  2. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/08/2012 13:57

    This made me think of this dumb fuck facebook status I saw today in a group where we bash morons.

    I can tell you from experience that today’s society puts to much emphasis on fixing socially challenged children with medications and counseling!! BULL SHIT. My child is on probation, got arrested AGAIN, fled from the deputies after working herself out of the handcuffs, and they give her more counseling??? Hell back in the day the deputies would beat your ass, take you to jail, call your parent who again would beat your ass, and the only counseling you got was from the judge when he chewed your ass!! Society is fucked up because there are no REAL CONSEQUENCES for your actions as a minor…that is why they act the way they do, then turn into adult offenders whom my taxes pay to house,feed, and general care(medical etc)…WTF???

    Trash is trash. PERIOD.

  3. doofus membrane 08/08/2012 14:01

    So the Kardashians are whoremongers? In other news water is wet. This is a truly groundbreaking story. I hope I can find out later if Lindsay got drunk even though she said she doesn’t drink. That would totally blow my mind.

  4. harleydavidson 08/08/2012 14:04

    this is way more interesting than this fat assed scumbag low life piece of shit family that should be wiped out

    http://joannakrupa-nude.typepad.com/.a/6a01675f6d1cf3970b01675f6d53d2970b-800wi

  5. P3pp3r 08/08/2012 14:12

    I have a sex tape of Rok fucking his puppets….. I wonder how much is worth?

  6. iSlomoshun 08/08/2012 14:12

    I wish justice would come for this family and take away everything they earned that they clearly don’t deserve.

  7. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/08/2012 14:20

    P epper you’re a fucking moron. There may be a lot of puppets, but at least they are not assholes like you.

    I will take 4 fingers of bourbon, neat. Thanks you fucking monkey fucker.

  8. Doo Doo Fresh 08/08/2012 14:22

    I applaud Kris Jenner for understanding that – despite Obama’s efforts – we are in a capitalistic society.

    She clearly understands that making money can sometimes be accompanied by having to make difficult decisions – like whoring out her first born daughter.

    With that said, her decision to whore out her daughter was probably like killing somebody – the first time is the most difficult.

    Lucky for us, there are two younger daughters that don’t look like they have an ass that can flatten a car like Grave Digger so there’s hope that a few more tapes are in the making.

  9. Papa 08/08/2012 14:33

    Way to set an example Kris. You are mother of the year.

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man
    http://www.hemingwaysfoyer.com

  10. RangerLG 08/08/2012 14:40

    Wait, I though P eeper was Zombie. Don’t they both own Boxsters?

  11. Mac-Daddy 08/08/2012 14:59

    I’m still me. Been me for years!

  12. harleydavidson 08/08/2012 16:13

    every time i see kim i feel the urge to take a leak.

  13. RangerLG 08/08/2012 16:18

    As much as I hate her, I still would probably bang her in the ass. She may not feel anything, but I’d dump a load on her ass and pick up my participation trophy.

  14. Tommy Boy 08/08/2012 17:21

    I wounder if her mom can suck a dick?

  15. Mr. Poop 08/08/2012 17:31

    Bruce Jenner tucks his, so I’m sure she appreciates that it smells like shit when she goes down on him.

  16. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/08/2012 17:32

    POOOOOOOOOP

  17. P3pp3r 08/08/2012 17:39

    Two words

    Brainless Bass

  18. P3pp3r 08/08/2012 17:42

    2f1t

    do what you do best and lick my asshole a little deeper….as you did the other night

  19. aquanetta jones 08/08/2012 17:42

    I took a piss and it really burned…

    I guess it’s nothing to clap about

  20. Pottz 08/08/2012 18:11

    You stupid fucks are still talking about Zombie?

    That tranny hasn’t been around in ages…or did he change his name like the little bitch he is?

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