Lindsay is blaming “the black kid” again

In July of 2007, Lindsay Lohan stole a GMC Denali from a party and raced down PCH at over 100 miles per hour while the three people inside the Denali, two white kids and a black kid, came to terms with their impending death. She was eventually stopped by police but she told them she wasn’t driving. She said “the black kid” was.

Fast forward to today, with Lindsay suspected of stealing $100,000 in watches from a party, but just like she did 5 years ago, she made sure to bring along a black guy to blame all her crimes on. TMZ says…

Lindsay is now officially a suspect in the theft, which occurred at the lavish home of Sam Magid, a good friend of LiLo’s.
Magid told cops Monday he was in touch with 2 of Lindsay’s friends — one of whom is Andrew Knight (the son of Suge Knight) — and they said the night of the theft Lindsay handed them a bag with 2 or 3 pieces of the stolen items wrapped in her t-shirt. The 2 men returned the items to Magid. Other items were still missing.
Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars … Magid told cops Lindsay confessed she was on Ambien at the time she hid the jewelry and was hazy about exactly what happened.
Now Lindsay claims Knight is the real culprit, something Knight strongly denies.

I hope Lindsay goes back to claiming she hid the watches because then she’d have to break into this guys house and plant them. And there’s zero chance Lindsay is smart enough to do that. At best she’d sit on her assistants shoulders and hide him under a big trench coat, and she’d wear a mustache, horn rim glasses, and a big hat. She’d knock on this guys door and talk in a fake deep voice but still fuck everything up instantly. “Good day sir, my name is Lynn… C… Lo… hand.”