Macaulay Culkin might be a heroin addict. Oh you dont say.

By brendon August 01, 2012 @ 3:09 PM

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Macaulay Culkin is rarely seen in public since Mila Kunis broke up with him, only making the news when that stripper in Barcelona said she had sex with him or on the rare occasion that he’s photographed because he looks strung out. And according to the Enquirer today, that’s because he’s strung out.

(He) regularly shoots up heroin and oxycodone and nearly overdosed once.
Culkin spends up to $6,000 a month on other dangerous painkillers, and has turned his Manhattan apartment into his own private drug den.

Oohh, a “private drug den”! Sounds fancy!

(His) drug use intensified about 18 months ago when he fell into a downward spiral over his dead-end career and shattered romance with Kunis.
“He’s been hooked for a year and a half, and his drug of choice is either heroin or oxycodone. Mac is surrounding himself with junkies and lowlifes. It’s a real tragedy.”

Kunis reportedly tried to contact Culkin in his drug den but couldn’t because he covered the stairs with ice and heated up the door knob. Then she tried to get in through a window and he covered her with tar then dropped feathers on her.

(image source = inf, fame/flynet, bauer griffin)

(20) Comments

  1. Honkey Dong 08/01/2012 15:14

    I thought he was addicted to crack. Michael Jackson’s crack.

  2. Shiss 08/01/2012 15:22

    He’s never looked better!

  3. Mr. Poop 08/01/2012 15:27

    Gildorg,

    I sent you a Filipino Bride mail order catalog.

    Buy yourself something pretty and send me the bill.

  4. Rok 08/01/2012 15:28

    Poop,

    I’ll chip in if its for Gildorg.

    How much extra will it cost to buy him one with both male and female genitalia?

  5. SomeoneluvsU 08/01/2012 15:32

    The peak of his career was doing Dragon Nuts on Robot Chicken

  6. Mr. Poop 08/01/2012 15:44

    Looks like you can upgrade to a chick with a dick for 49.95, American.

    Keep in mind you can get on on CraigsList for 1/2 that price.

  7. Observer 08/01/2012 15:44

    Rok…….@15:28…..

    ….you should ask Macauley

  8. Observer 08/01/2012 15:45

    If Gildorg can get laid within the month of August…….then there may be hope for me……

    …sorry to be so selfish….

  9. mikey the retard 08/01/2012 15:47

    mr knobserverr kan you tuch a gerls berdsnext wiht your poopstik for eleventeen dollers?

  10. Rok 08/01/2012 15:49

    Mikey,

    I can’t speak for Observer, but I think prices are higher than that in Boston, plus he is married, and wives are very expensive, and only put out occasionally.

  11. Observer 08/01/2012 15:53

    Mikey The Retard…….

    ….I will try……but most gerls charge potato……

    Rok…….you are a lifestyle and pricing expert…..

  12. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/01/2012 16:03

    I bet he gives a mean BJ if you have some of those drugs.

    Mikey, you can do anything you want with one of these women.

    http://www.afrointroductions.com/

  13. mikey the retard 08/01/2012 16:06

    i am afrayed of brown peeple bekaws i do nott no what is in the bag to drikn from

  14. harleydavidson 08/01/2012 16:38

    Mikey thats called windex

  15. dubbya 08/01/2012 16:41

    Dude kinda looks like Willem Dafoe’s bowel movement.

  16. wraithgod@hotmail.com 08/01/2012 17:34

    Fuck people who abuse oxys. Then when people actually need them it is a fucking enormous hassle to get them and get enough and god fuck your life if you run out before your refill date.

  17. aquanetta jones 08/01/2012 17:38

    This is only news if this guy dies….otherwise “BITTY, I WANT BITTY!”

    And if any of you geniuses can tell me what show I am quoting from, P3eppers will suck your dick…if you can’t discern the show, P3eppers will suck your dick

  18. AmandaHuggenkiss 08/01/2012 17:54

    He looks like Rickety Cricket

  19. aquanetta jones 08/01/2012 18:40

    Oh Damn! Totally Rickety Cricket.

    Good pull Amanda

  20. zencat002 08/01/2012 23:06

    Good.

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