Miley Cyrus is delightful

By brendon August 31, 2012 @ 4:59 PM


If you can’t read all that, the quote, the one she attributes to Buddha because she’s a moron (it’s actually from Zig Ziglar), says, “Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think.” And under that, she wrote, “I got so much money I should start a bank.”

Some might argue that those are conflicting thoughts. “Well they aint,” Miley would counter. “Cuz I aint never even had that first thought, it wuz jus sompin I seen on a magnet an I put it up to luk smart, so there.” Touche, Miley!

(source = twitter)

(8) Comments

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    Caribou 08/31/2012 19:46

    She ain’t making it into my wankbank, I’ll tell you that now.

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    MacDaddy 08/31/2012 22:14

    deleting comments and accounts too it seems!

    Been a member under Mac-Daddy since 2005ish…and suddonly deleted!!!

    I guess its because I have been calling for the assisination of Hohan!

    Wouldnt we ALL be better off without her?

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    SomeoneluvsU 08/31/2012 22:48

    So… the purge of 2012 continues?

    Just like is was during the great first/fist wars of ’08.

    These are the times that try men’s souls – Buddha (or maybe Charlie Sheen)

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    harleydavidson 09/01/2012 09:42

    id like to see miley getting assfucked by a pair of circus midgets followed by the Miami Heat.

    that ought to straighten the little cunt out

  5. avatar
    speedback 09/03/2012 13:03

    Dale Carnegie is the rightful owner of that quote. Either way, She cant spell Zigler or Carnegie so why not attribute it to something she can spell.

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    trojanman 09/04/2012 00:19

    Did someone say circus midget?

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    Burbank 09/04/2012 04:55

    Harleydavidson, I’d replace the Miami Heat with the Iranian Olympic wrestling team (because I’m a romantic), but, yes, the tag-teaming circus midgets are a must.

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    ibringthelulz 09/10/2012 02:06

    too bad it’s a line from Wiz Khalifa’s song “Work Hard, Play Hard”…. noob

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