Ryan Lochte left a club in London called Chinawhite about 3:30 this morning, looking kinda drunk and doing nothing to change the perception that he’s sort of a douche. His Olympics were disappointing–with 1 individual gold (in the 400 IM), 1 individual silver (200 IM), a bronze in the 200 back, and 4th in the 200 free–even if you overlook the fact that he got run down by the god damn French, WHICH I NEVER EVER WILL. Also he looks like Balki from ‘Perfect Strangers’ sometimes. That might not be an insult but it’s very definitely not a compliment either.
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He likes chicks with dicks. FIST!
Yeah, He’s a douche alright. Rich famous gold medal olympian with a bunch of sluts in a limo.
We should all be so unfortunate.
I bet he cried himself to sleep after his 3-way last night
Swimming is done. What the hell else is supposed to do all week? I guess he could share a bong with Phelps.
I’m just trying to look down Lindsay’s top in these. His stupid head keeps getting in the way.
Drunken British swimming groupie sluts are the best.
dude may be a douche but hes won olympic medals and is surely pounding olympic gash in the athletes village or whatever they call the joint.
why ill bet last night he fucked a lithuanian pole vaulter and an argentinian gymnast while a sprinter from myanmar gave him a rim job.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
As a writer and former teacher let me tell you that the is no rule that says an athlete has to be smart or able to put together a coherent statement.
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Of course there was a story two days ago that his parents were about to lose their house from supporting his career. But that’s small potatoes when the guy can nail semi-attractive drunk women….
That fucking loser only won 3 individual medals at the Olympics. He totally sucks. Banging multiple women in a limo after drinking all night is so gay.
Doffus,
I wish I would have thought of that
What. The. Fuck. With three olympic medals and a chiseled swimmer’s physique, he should be pulling WAY better tail than this. Fucking derelict.
What will you give me for Ryan Lochte and RJ Mitte ???
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well, at least Walter White Jr.
Poop, didn’t mean to copy you. Just posted earlier after reading the articles and not the comments. My bad.
Writing a blog, hating on Justin Bieber, and fawning over women you’ll never meet is way less douchey then winning gold medals at the Olympics, being in pristine physical shape, and fucking lots of women.
Great point.