Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson went jogging in Italy

By brendon August 08, 2012 @ 7:50 PM


Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson went jogging today near George Clooneys home on Lake Como in Laglio, which, amazingly enough, makes this two posts in a row about Lombardy, Italy.

Even more amazing is that George Clooney has been dating Stacy Keibler for over a year now. She has to know her time is almost up. He just can’t get her pregnant. When he’s done with a condom he should bury it, or throw it right in the lake. The fish might get pregnant–I’m not a veteranarian, I’m not positive how that works–but she won’t.

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(8) Comments

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    P3pp3r 08/08/2012 20:50

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    Honkey Dong 08/08/2012 20:56

    Why was I thinking Stacy Keibler was an elf?

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    Mr. Poop 08/08/2012 20:58

    I’m going to need to smell those jogging shorts

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    Papa 08/08/2012 21:09

    Well, I see the Keibler elves have grown a bit since the last time I saw them. I certainly don’t remember them being that curvy when they were hocking cookies.

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

  5. avatar
    Mr. Poop 08/08/2012 21:22

    I miss R0kan.

    He gave me my first Blumpkin

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    Rok 08/08/2012 21:41


    Did you check your ass to make sure you didn’t get date raped?

  7. avatar
    Mr. Poop 08/08/2012 21:58

    Good point, Rok.

    Another good way to tell is to stick your finger down your throat and see if you vomit any semen

  8. avatar
    Mr. Poop 08/09/2012 10:17

    Doo doo,

    Thanks for showing up. Why didn’t we think of that?

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