Today in Hot Olympic Asses

By brendon August 03, 2012 @ 7:01 PM

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The best part of the Olympics is usually the number of times when a fantastically unprofessional photographer will zoom in on a girls ass, and that’s the case this year in London too.

In beach volleyball, Shauna Mullin and Zara Dampney of Great Britain (pictured above) lost a sudden death play-off against Austria last night, but their asses looked fantastic if that helps any.

Actually Great Britain is dominating when it comes to surprisingly attractive athletes with incredible bodies. The heptathlon began today, and Jessica Ennis, Katarina Johnson Thompson, and Louise Hazel are all better looking that you might think. Not as good looking as Nadine Broersen of the Netherlands, but Ennis is the gold medal favorite and leads after day one. It would be funny if someone tried to rape her. Her legs and ass are so hard she could snap off an axe handle off in her rectum, much less some guys penis.

(image source = getty)

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(19) Comments

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    Tipped 08/03/2012 19:39

    Nice!

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    Honkey Dong 08/03/2012 20:40

    Do they award gold medals for camel-toes? They should!

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    Shiss 08/03/2012 20:51

    THIS is a good post for the start of a weekend!

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    aquanetta jones 08/03/2012 21:21

    Rape joke alert, rape joke alert..weeoweeo.

    Nothing some duct tape, a roofie and a ball gag wouldn’t fix.

    I am so small it wouldn’t even be noticed

    And I have the beer shits, so I am not that motivated to fuck win an Olympian

  5. avatar
    Honkey Dong 08/03/2012 23:02

    Michelle Obama on Gabby Douglas winning a Gold Medal for the USA in gymnastics:
    “For the first time in my life, I’m proud of our Olympic athletes!”

  6. avatar
    Observer 08/03/2012 23:14

    Which one of you guys is/was Finkle…???

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80cnrdSII1r2a4juo1_500.gif

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    Observer 08/03/2012 23:39

    SHAME on you……

    Rape jokes are NEVER funny!!!!!!

    Unless, of course, you’re the guy doing the fuckin’……..then they’re hilarious…..

  8. avatar
    Observer 08/03/2012 23:47

    Rok……

    ….do you still eat peaches all day long…???

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wva5nrWk1qzsmfdo1_500.jpg

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    Observer 08/04/2012 00:24

    Gildorg……..not to bring up a sore subject…..but how is the “progress” going….??

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bwjxwABI1r2a4juo1_500.gif

  10. avatar
    Raymond K. Hessel 08/04/2012 08:29

    When, exactly, did the UK discover flouride?

  11. avatar
    Honkey Dong 08/04/2012 21:57

    Same as it ever was.

  12. avatar
    Fussy Bitch 08/05/2012 04:23

    They both definitely need a spankin, but the lack of titties would only obligate me to assplay.

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    doofus membrane 08/05/2012 13:57

    Nutt, where can I get a copy of that book?

  14. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 08/05/2012 14:33

    I like high jumpers.

  15. avatar
    Honkey Dong 08/05/2012 15:53

    “Police say at least seven people, including a gunman, were killed in a shooting at a Sikh temple near Milwaukee Sunday.”

    They show Batman movies in Sikh temples??

  16. avatar
    Honkey Dong 08/05/2012 23:21

    Ummm… the Canadian kid landed on her face, but I can see how one would confuse her ass with her face.

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    Fussy Bitch 08/06/2012 02:15

    Pepp you better clean up before there is any assplay with you…

  18. avatar
    Mr. Poop 08/06/2012 09:27

    I haven’t seen a pussy that meaty since the last time P epper and I when spelunking in the Poconos

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