Will Ferrell likes when the Russian gymnasts cry

By brendon August 03, 2012 @ 3:43 PM

NBC will probably have this video taken down because it’s about the Olympics, highlights the female gymnasts who cry, and says every other country sucks. It’s practically copyright infringement. The only difference is NBC would include:

- An introduction with the finest montages and clip art.
- Bob Costas saying tonight we’ll see swimming and the women’s gymnastics all around finals.
- Promo for an NBC show that looks like fucking awful.
- Commercial.
- Commercial.
- Commercial.
- Promo for an NBC show that looks like fucking awful.
- Bob Costas saying the same thing he just said.
- Glossy production piece about the women’s all around finals.
- Announcers talking about the 4 of the 24 gymnasts.
- Announcers talking about Justin Bieber and other famous people.
- “Over there in the stands is Jordan Wieber, that girl who failed. I don’t know why she’s smiling she should kill herself.”
- Promo for an NBC show that looks like fucking awful.
- Commercial.
- Commercial.
- Commercial.
- Promo for an NBC show that looks like fucking awful.
- Different glossy production piece about the all around finals.
- Footage of two of the gymnasts warming up.
- Swimming.
- Glossy production piece about the swimmer.
- Promo for an NBC show that looks like fucking awful.
- Commercial.
- Commercial.
- Commercial.
- Promo for an NBC show that looks like fucking awful.

At this point they could air the video of Ferrell and it would be just like NBCs actual coverage of the all around, assuming it was followed by a Michael Phelps interview.

wwtdd

(10) Comments

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    Fuck Russia

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  8. Observer 08/03/2012 17:08

    I like it when the Gymnast chicks put the Rosin bag on their pussies…..

  9. Observer 08/03/2012 17:10

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