12-year-olds first kiss is on stage with Carrie Underwood

By brendon September 25, 2012 @ 1:49 PM

Carrie Underwood was on stage in Louisville when she saw a 12-year-old boy named Chase holding a sign asking if she would be his first kiss. And that shit worked. She called him on stage and kissed him. It wasn’t hot or anything, but it was a hell of a lot better than my plan to get my first kiss. Not one of them has worked, it’s been almost 15 years! YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF CHASE I HOPE SHE GAVE YOU AIDS!

(5) Comments

  1. The Narrator 09/25/2012 14:08

    Sure, Carrie Underwood does this and peeople applaud her.

    But if Oliver Shanti kissed a kid on stage, the police would be knocking down the concert in seconds.

    Double standard!

  2. SomeoneluvsU 09/25/2012 14:35

    Carrie Under ( I ) would

    Good thing he didn’t want to kiss Taylor Swift….her next damn song would be how the kid screwed her over.

  3. woodman 09/25/2012 14:51

    Mike Fisher gonna cross-check that kid in the mouth!

  4. aquanetta jones 09/25/2012 17:54

    If I was the kid I would have given her ass a little squeezie.

  5. Raymond K. Hessel 09/25/2012 18:26

    SomeoneluvsU has won the thread.

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