Candice Swanepoel spent another day shooting for Victorias Secret in Miami today, and obviously her bikini pictures were good, but that was before I knew topless pictures were one of the options on the table. Now I hate bikini pictures. Someone get a basset hound puppy and throw it at her just above her head.
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Does she have a bullet wound on her ass?
I’ll put a wound on her ass, alright.
I may be in love with that ass. Take it from me, I know ass.
Perfection
I would love to Hilfiger her.
The mark is from Doctor Krieger’s microchip he implanted…
Topless means showing her tits. I see no tits, ergo, not topless.
That mark on her ass is proof of God juuuuuuust missing when he tried to give her an ugly gene.