I’m with you, Target Dog

September 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera, who weighs 1800 pounds now, clomped down the red carpet at whatever the hell the NCLR ALMA Awards are this weekend and tried to give the Target dog a kiss, but he turned away because that would his “no fat chicks” policy. But he did seem interested in her purse. Gosh, I wonder why? No that’s not true. I don’t wonder why. We both know you’re hiding food in your purse Cristina Aguilera.

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