Christina Aguilera, who weighs 1800 pounds now, clomped down the red carpet at whatever the hell the NCLR ALMA Awards are this weekend and tried to give the Target dog a kiss, but he turned away because that would his “no fat chicks” policy. But he did seem interested in her purse. Gosh, I wonder why? No that’s not true. I don’t wonder why. We both know you’re hiding food in your purse Cristina Aguilera.
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I’ll take the good looking one.
The other one is one ugly fat dog!
I am surprised the dog didn’t start making out with her. I am sure her breath smells like tacos
I’d snuggle up between Xtina’s ass cheeks as long as she’d let me. Just keep shittin’ out all them Benjamins baby, and I’ll stay there forever! BTW that dog has some nice titties too
YO MAN MAYBE YOU CAINT SEX EM BUT THEY BOTH BRICHES MAIN.
.um
“I’m not that kind of dog you fat bitch! Stop trying to eat me!!”