Christina Aguilera, who weighs 1800 pounds now, clomped down the red carpet at whatever the hell the NCLR ALMA Awards are this weekend and tried to give the Target dog a kiss, but he turned away because that would his "no fat chicks" policy. But he did seem interested in her purse. Gosh, I wonder why? No that's not true. I don't wonder why. We both know you're hiding food in your purse Cristina Aguilera.
I'm with you, Target Dog
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