I’m with you, Target Dog

By brendon September 17, 2012 @ 7:38 PM

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Christina Aguilera, who weighs 1800 pounds now, clomped down the red carpet at whatever the hell the NCLR ALMA Awards are this weekend and tried to give the Target dog a kiss, but he turned away because that would his “no fat chicks” policy. But he did seem interested in her purse. Gosh, I wonder why? No that’s not true. I don’t wonder why. We both know you’re hiding food in your purse Cristina Aguilera.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

  1. The Puppet 09/17/2012 21:08

    I’ll take the good looking one.
    The other one is one ugly fat dog!

  2. Cornf1ake 09/17/2012 21:34

    I am surprised the dog didn’t start making out with her. I am sure her breath smells like tacos

  3. Hugh G Rection 09/17/2012 23:38

    I’d snuggle up between Xtina’s ass cheeks as long as she’d let me. Just keep shittin’ out all them Benjamins baby, and I’ll stay there forever! BTW that dog has some nice titties too

  4. UrbanMonkey 09/18/2012 08:52

    YO MAN MAYBE YOU CAINT SEX EM BUT THEY BOTH BRICHES MAIN.

    .um

  5. LoK 09/18/2012 12:40

    “I’m not that kind of dog you fat bitch! Stop trying to eat me!!”

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