its Jessica Simpsons Weight Watchers commercial

By brendon September 10, 2012 @ 6:44 PM

Jessica Simpsons Weight Watchers commercial premiered today, and I can’t tell if it’s for a diet or a whitening toothpaste. Because her teeth look terrific, but she’s big as a house and you can tell even though they only show her from the neck up. YOU’RE NOT FOOLIN ME, BIG ASS! They should just create a toothpaste named White Watchers and pretend this was for that.

(image source of jessica in new york today = fame/flynet)

(5) Comments

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    aquanetta jones 09/10/2012 18:57

    I wouldn’t even try to fingerblast this big yeti…

    Forget about putting my dick in her mouth…a jibber would end up with you going to the hosital and having to pay someone to shift through Jessica’s shit to get your meager cock back to re-attach it…No thank you, I would invest in a FleshLight with razors embedded in it before banging Jabbica Simpson

  2. avatar
    God Hath Spoken 09/10/2012 19:13


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    Tipped 09/10/2012 19:41

    Who in the hell would take dieting advice from this fat moron??? I’m sure Weight Watchers are just hoping and praying she loses weight so they boast about how great their program is, but i just dont see it happening.

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    mg1313 09/11/2012 09:28

    Jessica Simpson is not big as a house. Real household income is still down since 2006 and most people can’t even afford a couple hundred square feet. You are minimizing the struggles of hard-working Americans. Jessica Simpson has to be at least 2 or 3 thousand square feet.

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    Burbank 09/11/2012 12:00

    Even her teeth are fat.

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