Jessica Simpsons Weight Watchers commercial premiered today, and I can’t tell if it’s for a diet or a whitening toothpaste. Because her teeth look terrific, but she’s big as a house and you can tell even though they only show her from the neck up. YOU’RE NOT FOOLIN ME, BIG ASS! They should just create a toothpaste named White Watchers and pretend this was for that.
(image source of jessica in new york today = fame/flynet)
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