Jennifer Aniston is just awful

By brendon September 18, 2012 @ 1:18 PM

Here’s what an awful, conceited bitch Jennifer Aniston is: she agrees to do a commercial for Smartwater that makes fun of all the rumors you hear about her, then fills the commercial with things no one has ever said about her. There’s no rumor that she wears a wig or has an alien baby that talks in bleeps and bloops, but that’s what we see her joking about.

There is a rumor that she has a doll made with Brad Pitts real hair and fingernails and a wall full of Angelina Jolie pictures with the eyes cut out. A rumor started by me, just now. A rumor that is 100 percent true. Why doesn’t the commercial show that?

wwtdd

(6) Comments

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    MacDaddy 09/18/2012 13:34

    F U….I’d take Aniston ANYTME!

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    RangerLG 09/18/2012 13:41

    I’ve been gone a while. Anything happen?

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    richie 09/18/2012 15:03

    definitely funny and she’s uber hot.

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    Mando 09/19/2012 16:55

    That’s funny.

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    sis2catbat 09/19/2012 17:11

    Aniston is awesome. Quit hating already. You’re worse than you claim she is about her ex.

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    sirlongfarts 09/20/2012 15:45

    Boring and not funny. Inside jokes that only cater to her Hollywood pals.

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