Jessica Simpson gave birth four months ago on May 1st, and Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth on May 7th, and Jessica and Alessandra are both from Earth, and that’s where the similarities end. Because Jessica looks like she would break her leg if she tried to run, while Alessandra looks like I would break her leg if she tried to run away.
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All I want to do if make babies with Alessandra Ambrosio
Id snap her in half.
Sh’s no match for My Sweet Kate Upton!
I love Alessadra and Jessica is a heffer but Alessandra isnt exactly ‘in shape’
Well, she’s had like what, 3 kids? She’s never gonna be back to what she was when she started VS