Jessica Simpson should talk to Alessanda Ambrosio

By brendon September 18, 2012 @ 1:53 PM

alessandra

Jessica Simpson gave birth four months ago on May 1st, and Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth on May 7th, and Jessica and Alessandra are both from Earth, and that’s where the similarities end. Because Jessica looks like she would break her leg if she tried to run, while Alessandra looks like I would break her leg if she tried to run away.

(image source = pacific coast)

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(4) Comments

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    SigmaEW 09/18/2012 14:54

    All I want to do if make babies with Alessandra Ambrosio

  2. avatar
    MacDaddy 09/18/2012 15:40

    Id snap her in half.

    Sh’s no match for My Sweet Kate Upton!

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    coreyProvo 09/18/2012 16:57

    I love Alessadra and Jessica is a heffer but Alessandra isnt exactly ‘in shape’

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    LoK 09/18/2012 18:03

    Well, she’s had like what, 3 kids? She’s never gonna be back to what she was when she started VS

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